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<blockquote>"Folks, what we are doing with this is we are looking for the rawest moments in comic book history. Now, if you don't know what that means, it's one of those things that's hard to describe because it's a feeling, And it's that feeling, it's that 'oh shit,' like it just got real, it just popped off. Shit is like someone just did something so badass that I need to stand up, take a walk, maybe do a push up or two."</blockquote>
<blockquote>"Folks, what we are doing with this is we are looking for the rawest moments in comic book history. Now, if you don't know what that means, it's one of those things that's hard to describe because it's a feeling, And it's that feeling, it's that 'oh shit,' like it just got real, it just popped off. Shit is like someone just did something so badass that I need to stand up, take a walk, maybe do a push up or two."</blockquote>


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That seems pretty clear, right? If you want to submit your suggestion, send it to [mailto:warrocketpodcast@gmail.com warrocketpodcast@gmail.com], and if you are a Patreon subscriber, include the line-stepper password. To edit this page, refer to the [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LpEY2I6_fSTmjgPBr2v_I-GpbzukVKvP4BBW-G5X3XY/edit#gid=0 Google Sheet].


== The List ==
== The List ==
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! scope="col" | Episode
! scope="col" | Episode
! scope="col" | Description
! scope="col" | Issue
! scope="col" | Issue
! scope="col" | Description
! scope="col" | Creators
! scope="col" | Submitter
! scope="col" | Submitter
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]</span>
| Thor #362
| Skurge stands alone at Gjallerbru
| Skurge the Executioner standing alone at Gjallerbru
| Thor #362  
| Walt Simonson
| Patrick Gertner
| Patrick Gertner
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Batman #404
| "Are you man or fiend from hell?!"
| Jim Gordon throws Flass the baseball bat
| Batman #244
| Chris
| Denny O'Neil, Neal Adams
| J. Gonzo
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Gordon gives Flass the Baseball Bat
| Batman #404  
| Frank Miller, Dave Mazzucchelli
| Chris (Started at #1)
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/xZD-H3KY 654]</span>
| Wolverine saying "You had your chance, now it's MY turn." 
| Uncanny X-Men #132
| Chris Claremont, John Byrne
| Lou Shoemaker
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/1O6RKwH8 660]</span>
| "It was a nice piece of work, Kingpin. You shouldn't have signed it." 
| Daredevil #227
| Frank Miller, Dave Mazzucchelli
| Steve Lee
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Gfjenw6A 640]</span>
| Magneto puts the Red Skull in a fuckin' hole
| Captain America (1963) #367
| Mark Gruenwald, Kieron Dwyer
| Philip Monroe
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Anton Arcane finds out how long he's been in hell.
| Swamp Thing Annual #2
| Alan Moore, Steve Bisette
| Mike Sterling
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| Thor #344
| <span style="color: red;">"You better fight like hell."</span>
| When Balder picks up a sword again
| Preacher #64
| Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon
| Brad Ellison
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]</span>
| Balder takes up the sword (and confronts Loki)
| Thor #344  
| Walt Simonson
| Lucas Brown
| Lucas Brown
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/G-SFen1E 662]</span>
| Secret Wars: Siege #4
| Taaia faces "impossible odds -- and impossible gods!" to become the Phoenix
| Thanos asks Ben Grimm what time it is
| Defenders Beyond #2
| Al Ewing, Javier Rodriguez
| Isabel
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/1O6RKwH8 660]</span>
| Batman tuns a mud pit into an operating table.
| The Dark Knight Returns #2
| Frank Miller
| Chris Kizer
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/G-SFen1E 662]</span>
| "I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me."
| Watchmen #6
| Alan Moore, Dave Gibbons
| David Wood
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Dr. Doom gives Dr. Strange a gizmo as part of a secret plan to beat the devil.
| Dr. Strange and Dr. Doom: Triumph and Torment
| Roger Stern, Mike Mignola
| Derek Allen
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| Captain UK annihilates the Fury
| Mighty World of Marvel #12
| Alan Moore, Alan Davis
| Kevin Maroney
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Gfjenw6A 640]</span>
| Spider-Man lifts a heavy thing, escapes Doc Ock's underwater base
| Amazing Spider-Man (1963)
| Stan Lee, Steve Ditko
| Scott Hazelwood
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| Cobra Sun and Lona Steelrose hit the Steel Sunrise on God and make Him bleed.
| Do a Powerbomb #7
| Daniel Warren Johnson
| Stephen Wilcox
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Constantine makes the devil drink holy water.
| Hellblazer #42
| Garth Ennis, Will Simpson
| Maggie Robothem
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Thanos asks Ben Grimm what time it is.
| Siege (2015) #4
| Kieron Gillen, Felipe Andrade
| Harry J.
| Harry J.
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| Mister Miracle #11 (2017)
| Cobra Sun pulls out the plunder.
| Mister Miracle stabbing Darkseid in the face with a Fahren-knife made from Orion’s corpse
| Do a Powerbomb #4
| Daniel Warren Johnson
| David LaRoss
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]</span>
| Mr. Miracle stabs Darkseid to death with a knife made of god blood.
| Mister Miracle #12
| Tom King, Mitch Gerads
| Chris Kizer
| Chris Kizer
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| Marauders #16
| Batman vs. Prometheus, Round 2
| Lockheed bites out Sebastian Shaw’s Eye
| JLA (1997) #38
| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter
| Tim Stevens
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/1O6RKwH8 660]</span>
| Jesse Custer fights Jody
| Preacher #12
| Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon
| Kevin McClaine
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/G-SFen1E 662]</span>
| "Here is your hero. Your protector. Take him and bury him."
| Detective Comics #664
| Chuck Dixon, Graham Nolan
| Patrick O'Duffy
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| "I'm surprised the Son of Satan forgot what they did to the Son of God."
| Batman #666
| Grant Morrison, Andy Kubert
| Kevin Mayo
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| Ghost Rider beats the Deacon to death with the Bible
| Ghost Rider #25
| Jason Aaron, Tan Eng Huat
| Ryan Clark
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| Batman to Martians: "Ready when you are."
| JLA (1997) #3
| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter
| Patrick O'Duffy
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Doctor Strange sends a man to Hell and then tells Johnny Storm that God and the Devil are the same thing and there is no Heaven because it's all just hell.
| Marvel Team-Up #25
| Gerry Conway, Sal Buscema
| CJ Crall
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Gfjenw6A 640]</span>
| Ghost Rider rides Thor's hammer and kicks him in the face with his motorcycle
| Avengers (1963) #214
| Jim Shooter, Bob Hall
| David Wood
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Lockheed rips out Sebastian Shaw's fucking eye and spits it in a fire
| Marauders #16  
| Gerry Dugan, Stefano Caselli
| Charles Arthur
| Charles Arthur
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
| Police Comics #21
| Sparky the Good Dog drives a car into a cop
| Phantom Lady throws fencing sword through a man
| Dead of Winter #4
| Kyle Starks, Gabo Bautista
| Philip Neff
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| Jetman tells Smax "Break her fucking neck, son."
| Top Ten #10
| Alan Moore, Gene Ha, Zander Cannon
| Tim Maytom
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| Daredevil declares himself Kingpin
| Daredevil (1998) #50
| Brian Bendis, Alex Maleev
| Ryan Clark
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| Moon Knight makes sure Man-Mountain Marko won't see his daughter.
| Devil's Reign: Moon Knight
| Jed MacKay, Frederico Sabbatini
| Martin
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
| THE "GLORY BOAT!!"
| New Gods #6
| Jack Kirby
| Nick Whalen
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Phantom Lady throws a fencing sword through a man.
| Police Comics #21
| Frank Borth
| Jolene
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| Luffy gives Nami his hat, goes to fight Arlong
| One Piece Ch. 81
| Eiichiro Oda
| Robert Headley
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| Professor X puts Sabretooth in a hole.
| House of X #6
| Jonathan Hickman, Pepe Larraz
| Ryan Clark
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Hellboy beats the Crooked Man to death with a blessed shovel.
| Hellboy: The Crooked Man #3
| Mike Mignola, Richard Case
| Brad Ellison
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| John Constantine tricks three devils into saving his life.
| Hellblazer #45
| Garth Ennis, Will Simpson
| Patrick O'Duffy
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
| Catwoman whips Prometheus right in the beanbag
| JLA #17
| Grant Morrison, Arnie Jorgensen
| Jolene
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
| Captain America grows to kaiju size to fight Kang, who is a miserable little jacked-up tin Hitler
| Avengers (1998) #52
| Kurt Busiek, Ivan Reis, Kieron Dwyer
| Andrew Goldberg
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Etrigan deconsecrates a church.
| Hitman #19
| Garth Ennis, John McCrea
| Jolene
| Jolene
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/1O6RKwH8 660]</span>
| Daredevil #25  (2011)
| "To me, my Galactus"
| Ikari says “Try the red one.”
| Fantastic Four #604
| Jonathan Hickman, Steve Epting
| [Not mentioned.]
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Ikari tells Daredevil "Try the Red One."
| Daredevil (2011) #25
| Mark Waid, Chris Samnee
| Seth Finklestein
| Seth Finklestein
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Avengers Vol. 3 #22
| The Avengers have words with Ultron.  
| Thor says “Ultron, we would have words with thee.”
| Avengers (1998) #23
| Kurt Busiek, George Perez
| Josh Sinason
| Josh Sinason
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| Aztek sacrifices himself to blow up Mageddon
| JLA (1997) #41
| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter
| Lou Shoemaker
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Batman gives Joe Chill his gun back and tells him sweet dreams.
| Batman #673
| Grant Morrison, Tony Daniel
| Chris Kizer
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| EARTH TO INVADERS: DROP DEAD!
| Invasion! #1
| Keith Giffen, Bill Mantlo, Todd McFarlane
| Daniel Sylvester
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/G-SFen1E 662]</span>
| Bombshell Big Barda beats Nazis to death with another Nazi.
| Harley's Little Black Book #4
| Amanda Conner, Jimmy Palmiotti, William "Billy" Tucci
| CJ Crall
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/xZD-H3KY 654]</span>
| Punisher shoots a 100 year-old man in the face at his own birthday party.
| Punisher (2004) #1
| Garth Ennis, Lewis Larossa
| Brad Ellison
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
| Hulk throws Blade (who cannot turn into a bat) up in the air
| Immortal Hulk #47
| Al Ewing, Joe Bennett 
| Michael Haida
|}
|}


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* The time Curt Conners ate that boy?
* The time Curt Conners ate that boy?
* Magneto rips Apocalypse apart in X-Men Omega
* Magneto rips Apocalypse apart in X-Men Omega
* The time the Thing was "too stupid… and ugly… ta know when to quit!" (specifically to the Champion)
* When Magneo was gloating that "the dream is over"
* Anything from Promethea

Latest revision as of 17:47, 29 January 2024

In this segment, Matt & Chris take suggestions from listeners of the rawest moments in comics, and, if they are sufficiently raw, place them on a list. What do they mean by Raw? Chris explains:

"Folks, what we are doing with this is we are looking for the rawest moments in comic book history. Now, if you don't know what that means, it's one of those things that's hard to describe because it's a feeling, And it's that feeling, it's that 'oh shit,' like it just got real, it just popped off. Shit is like someone just did something so badass that I need to stand up, take a walk, maybe do a push up or two."

That seems pretty clear, right? If you want to submit your suggestion, send it to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, and if you are a Patreon subscriber, include the line-stepper password. To edit this page, refer to the Google Sheet.

The List

Episode Description Issue Creators Submitter
626 Skurge stands alone at Gjallerbru Thor #362 Walt Simonson Patrick Gertner
666 "Are you man or fiend from hell?!" Batman #244 Denny O'Neil, Neal Adams J. Gonzo
623 Gordon gives Flass the Baseball Bat Batman #404 Frank Miller, Dave Mazzucchelli Chris (Started at #1)
654 Wolverine saying "You had your chance, now it's MY turn." Uncanny X-Men #132 Chris Claremont, John Byrne Lou Shoemaker
660 "It was a nice piece of work, Kingpin. You shouldn't have signed it." Daredevil #227 Frank Miller, Dave Mazzucchelli Steve Lee
640 Magneto puts the Red Skull in a fuckin' hole Captain America (1963) #367 Mark Gruenwald, Kieron Dwyer Philip Monroe
666 Anton Arcane finds out how long he's been in hell. Swamp Thing Annual #2 Alan Moore, Steve Bisette Mike Sterling
649 "You better fight like hell." Preacher #64 Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon Brad Ellison
626 Balder takes up the sword (and confronts Loki) Thor #344 Walt Simonson Lucas Brown
662 Taaia faces "impossible odds -- and impossible gods!" to become the Phoenix Defenders Beyond #2 Al Ewing, Javier Rodriguez Isabel
660 Batman tuns a mud pit into an operating table. The Dark Knight Returns #2 Frank Miller Chris Kizer
662 "I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me." Watchmen #6 Alan Moore, Dave Gibbons David Wood
666 Dr. Doom gives Dr. Strange a gizmo as part of a secret plan to beat the devil. Dr. Strange and Dr. Doom: Triumph and Torment Roger Stern, Mike Mignola Derek Allen
631 Captain UK annihilates the Fury Mighty World of Marvel #12 Alan Moore, Alan Davis Kevin Maroney
640 Spider-Man lifts a heavy thing, escapes Doc Ock's underwater base Amazing Spider-Man (1963) Stan Lee, Steve Ditko Scott Hazelwood
649 Cobra Sun and Lona Steelrose hit the Steel Sunrise on God and make Him bleed. Do a Powerbomb #7 Daniel Warren Johnson Stephen Wilcox
666 Constantine makes the devil drink holy water. Hellblazer #42 Garth Ennis, Will Simpson Maggie Robothem
623 Thanos asks Ben Grimm what time it is. Siege (2015) #4 Kieron Gillen, Felipe Andrade Harry J.
637 Cobra Sun pulls out the plunder. Do a Powerbomb #4 Daniel Warren Johnson David LaRoss
626 Mr. Miracle stabs Darkseid to death with a knife made of god blood. Mister Miracle #12 Tom King, Mitch Gerads Chris Kizer
631 Batman vs. Prometheus, Round 2 JLA (1997) #38 Grant Morrison, Howard Porter Tim Stevens
660 Jesse Custer fights Jody Preacher #12 Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon Kevin McClaine
662 "Here is your hero. Your protector. Take him and bury him." Detective Comics #664 Chuck Dixon, Graham Nolan Patrick O'Duffy
666 "I'm surprised the Son of Satan forgot what they did to the Son of God." Batman #666 Grant Morrison, Andy Kubert Kevin Mayo
649 Ghost Rider beats the Deacon to death with the Bible Ghost Rider #25 Jason Aaron, Tan Eng Huat Ryan Clark
637 Batman to Martians: "Ready when you are." JLA (1997) #3 Grant Morrison, Howard Porter Patrick O'Duffy
666 Doctor Strange sends a man to Hell and then tells Johnny Storm that God and the Devil are the same thing and there is no Heaven because it's all just hell. Marvel Team-Up #25 Gerry Conway, Sal Buscema CJ Crall
640 Ghost Rider rides Thor's hammer and kicks him in the face with his motorcycle Avengers (1963) #214 Jim Shooter, Bob Hall David Wood
623 Lockheed rips out Sebastian Shaw's fucking eye and spits it in a fire Marauders #16 Gerry Dugan, Stefano Caselli Charles Arthur
644 Sparky the Good Dog drives a car into a cop Dead of Winter #4 Kyle Starks, Gabo Bautista Philip Neff
637 Jetman tells Smax "Break her fucking neck, son." Top Ten #10 Alan Moore, Gene Ha, Zander Cannon Tim Maytom
631 Daredevil declares himself Kingpin Daredevil (1998) #50 Brian Bendis, Alex Maleev Ryan Clark
637 Moon Knight makes sure Man-Mountain Marko won't see his daughter. Devil's Reign: Moon Knight Jed MacKay, Frederico Sabbatini Martin
644 THE "GLORY BOAT!!" New Gods #6 Jack Kirby Nick Whalen
623 Phantom Lady throws a fencing sword through a man. Police Comics #21 Frank Borth Jolene
637 Luffy gives Nami his hat, goes to fight Arlong One Piece Ch. 81 Eiichiro Oda Robert Headley
637 Professor X puts Sabretooth in a hole. House of X #6 Jonathan Hickman, Pepe Larraz Ryan Clark
666 Hellboy beats the Crooked Man to death with a blessed shovel. Hellboy: The Crooked Man #3 Mike Mignola, Richard Case Brad Ellison
666 John Constantine tricks three devils into saving his life. Hellblazer #45 Garth Ennis, Will Simpson Patrick O'Duffy
644 Catwoman whips Prometheus right in the beanbag JLA #17 Grant Morrison, Arnie Jorgensen Jolene
644 Captain America grows to kaiju size to fight Kang, who is a miserable little jacked-up tin Hitler Avengers (1998) #52 Kurt Busiek, Ivan Reis, Kieron Dwyer Andrew Goldberg
666 Etrigan deconsecrates a church. Hitman #19 Garth Ennis, John McCrea Jolene
660 "To me, my Galactus" Fantastic Four #604 Jonathan Hickman, Steve Epting [Not mentioned.]
623 Ikari tells Daredevil "Try the Red One." Daredevil (2011) #25 Mark Waid, Chris Samnee Seth Finklestein
623 The Avengers have words with Ultron. Avengers (1998) #23 Kurt Busiek, George Perez Josh Sinason
631 Aztek sacrifices himself to blow up Mageddon JLA (1997) #41 Grant Morrison, Howard Porter Lou Shoemaker
666 Batman gives Joe Chill his gun back and tells him sweet dreams. Batman #673 Grant Morrison, Tony Daniel Chris Kizer
649 EARTH TO INVADERS: DROP DEAD! Invasion! #1 Keith Giffen, Bill Mantlo, Todd McFarlane Daniel Sylvester
662 Bombshell Big Barda beats Nazis to death with another Nazi. Harley's Little Black Book #4 Amanda Conner, Jimmy Palmiotti, William "Billy" Tucci CJ Crall
654 Punisher shoots a 100 year-old man in the face at his own birthday party. Punisher (2004) #1 Garth Ennis, Lewis Larossa Brad Ellison
644 Hulk throws Blade (who cannot turn into a bat) up in the air Immortal Hulk #47 Al Ewing, Joe Bennett Michael Haida

Disqualified for Inadequate Rawness

Merely to prevent duplicate submissions, or encourage controversy in the fanbase:

  • Gunfire turns a locomotive into a cannon to shoot a kaiju
  • The time Curt Conners ate that boy?
  • Magneto rips Apocalypse apart in X-Men Omega
  • The time the Thing was "too stupid… and ugly… ta know when to quit!" (specifically to the Champion)
  • When Magneo was gloating that "the dream is over"
  • Anything from Promethea
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