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Word Heavyweight Champion entries (some day these will have links to episodes):
- “Do good to others and every man can be a Superman.” – The Last Days of Superman
- “It’s clobberin’ time!” — Fantastic Four
- “Lord Death Man came back to life using secret yoga tricks, but I resurrected myself with the strength of righteousness.” – Batman, Jiro Kuwata’s Batmanga
- “You don’t get it, boy. This isn’t a mudhole. It’s an operating table. And I’m the surgeon.” — Batman, DKR
- “You brought a you to a me fight.” — Sexcastle
- “Miss.” — Preacher
- “Well! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown! Good ol’ Charlie Brown…yes sir! Good ol’ Charlie Brown. How I hate him!” – Peanuts first strip
- “I own Airwolf.” — Achewood
- “But I am the revelation! The Tiger-Force at the core of all things! When you cry out in your dreams, it is Darkseid that you see!” — Forever People #3
- “Doomed planet. Desperate scientists. Last Hope. Kindly couple.” -All-Star Superman #1
- “Samantha Brown, you have to get our of there! Your vagina is haunted!” – Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose #53
- “Don’t mess with me, lady. I’ve been drinking with skeletons.” – Hellboy: The Island
- “Yes, it is his gift to us, friends. The cosmic hunting license! The right to point the finger, or the gun!” – Forever People #3
- “I love you.” — Rewind, Transformers: More than Meets the Eye
- “Then we’ll go down that old shark’s mouth together — and beat her to death from the inside!” -Big Barda, Mr. Miracle
- “It’s never as bad as it seems. You’re much stronger than you think you are. Trust me.” — All Star Superman #1
- “He stood alone at Gjallerbru, and that answer is enough.” — Thor #362
- “You didn’t really beat me! You’ll never beat me! I’m just too stupid and ugly to know when to quit!” — The Thing, MTIO Annual #7
- “I’ll love you ’til the goddamn stars go out.” – Jesse Custer, Preacher #66
- “I don’t need a jetpack. All I need is HATE.” – Punisher 2099
- “It’s bears!”–Punisher: Welcome Back Frank #4
- “Welcome to the X-Men, Kitty Pryde. Hope you survive the experience!” — Uncanny X-Men
- “Try the red one.” — Ikari, Daredevil
- “Darkseid is.” — JLA #13
- “Love or hate. Life or death. Betty or Veronica.” – Life with Archie #1
- “This is an imaginary story. Aren’t they all?” – Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
- “I love you, Lois Lane. Until the end of time.” — All-Star Superman #12
- "Ain’t no closing time, boys, but you gotta leave your guns at the door.” – Hitman
- “I’ll be tougher than the toughies and sharper than the sharpies, and I’ll make my money square.” – Scrooge McDuck
- “It was a nice piece of work, Kingpin. You shouldn’t have signed it.” — Daredevil: Born Again
- “Godzilla got busy.” – Godzilla vs. Barkley #1
- “If you knew how much you were loved, not one of you would raise your hand in rage again.” — Superman, JLA/Hitman #3
- “Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot!” — Mary Jane Watson
- “Ultron. We would have words with thee.” — Thor, Ultron Unlimited
- “You should have brought more Thors.” — Thor: God of Thunder
- “Seeing two trains make love is a very rare, very special sight.” -Tales Designed to Thrizzle vol. 2
- “These no-nonsense solutions of yours just don’t hold water in a complex world of jet-powered apes and time travel.” – JLA Classified #3
- “You gotta be one of the good guys, son, ’cause there’s way too many of the bad.” — Preacher #9
- “I’m loyal to nothing, general, except the dream.” – Daredevil: Born Again
- “That’s for me to know and for you to die!” – Dr. Dinosaur, Atomic Robo: OTher Strangeness
- “I did it thirty-five minutes ago.” — Watchmen
- “Professor X is a jerk!” — X-Men 168
- “The world must never again make the fatal error of mistaking compassion for weakness, and while I live, it won’t.” — Captain America, Avengers #6
- “Gaze into the fist of Dredd!” — 2000 AD / Judge Dredd
- "That bullshit little man ain’t my brother! He’s just a crappy little bullshit man! Everyone can see that!” – Ray Smuckles, Achewood
- ”I’ll admit: if I were a gorilla and got super powers, I’d probably want to exact revenge on humans, too.” – Robin, Jiro Kuwata’s BATMANGA
- “Nobody dies. It’s a rule.” — Flash #54
- “The straitjacket’s kindergarten. Locks too. Bench-pressing a pine coffin lid through six hundred pounds of loose soil, crushing your lungs flat and shredding your dehydrated muscle? That’s difficult… but far from impossible.” – Batman #681
- Where’s my money, honey?” – Luke Cage, Hero For Hire #8
- “Princess, I’ve seen the way you look at me. You’re not that straight.” — America Chavez, Young Avengers #18
- “I was a god, Valeria. I found it…beneath me.” – Doctor Doom, Fantastic Four #611
- “Never worry what other people think of you, because no one ever thinks of you.” -Saga #12
- “Darkseid always hated music.” — Final Crisis #7
- "Compared to you, I’m Chris Isaak.” — Starman #4
- “No more mister knife guy.” — I Can Kill Anything
- “The world be damned. Doom endures!” – Fantastic Four #9
- “Gentlemen. They say when you die, you can’t take it with you, which begs the question: Exactly what am I going to do with all these bullets?” – The Punisher, Secret Wars #1
- “If you think payback’s bad, you haven’t met Frank Castle.” – Punisher: Born #1
- “Who’s faster is a question children ask, not friends.” — Hitman #48
- “Whatever knows fear burns at the touch of the Man-Thing!” — Man-Thing
- “Death Race 2000! I am President Frankenstein!” — Nextwave
- “I’ll kill you to death!” – Superman Prime, Countdown #3
- “You pursue me past your dying! Are you man or fiend from hell?!” — Batman #244
- Yeah, well, I have flames on my chest. It’s a lot to live up to.” – Rodimus, MTMTE #18
- “The L word? You mean…lesbians?” – Scott Pilgrim
- “Calling Batman! Big trouble in Internet 3.0!” – Batman Inc. #7
- “Come with me if you want to be awesome.” – Young Avengers #1
- “Crom help me, I’ve slain a man tonight, not a beast.” – Conan, Rogues in the House
- “The future is worth the fight.” – Martian Manhunter #1,000,000
- “It’s just us in here together, and we’re all we’ve got.” — All-Star Superman #12
- “Try fighting the Wermacht, mister — It teaches you focus!” — Cap, Avengers vs. JLA #4
- “You’re everything great about this country and you don’t even know it.” — Hitman #34
- “This is a sample of my fist!” — Luke Cage, Hero For Hire
- “Robots. Pirates. Hulk Hogan in paradise. I ain’t impressed with a thing.” – Stone Cold Steve Austin, WWE Superstars #9
- “Not enough gun.” — Saint of Killers
- “Nothing good comes from hate.” – Pluto
- “Fight for a world that hates and fears them!” — X-Men
- “Love has no point. Love is the point.” — Wildstorm Spotlight: Mr. Majestic
- “You’re pretty good, toots, but me? I’m magic.” — Daredevil #181
- “I look back over the last 4,000,000 years and realize there have only been two constants: Hate and you.” – Megatron, Transformers #22
- Kim Pine
- “I used my violence on them!” – Atomic Robo
- “I’m the best there is at what I do, and what I do isn’t very nice.” — Wolverine
- “Live, Scott. Live. All I ever did was die on you.” – Jean Grey, New X-Men #150
- “With great power comes great responsibility.” — Amazing Fantasy #15
- “Look, kiddo. You can’t take on all the problems of the world. We’re just a few kids, and neurotic weirdo misfit outsiders at that.” — Boom Boom, New Mutants
- “My God. Nobody helped you?” — Captain America, The Truth #7
- “I have shown him that a man without hope is a man without fear.” — Daredevil: Born Again
- “When you’re as good as I am, this is humble.” — WicDiv #4
- “If there is nothing but what we make of this world, brothers, let us make good.” – Beta Ray Bill in Secret Invation
- “I didn’t come here for a whisper. I want to hear you scream.” — World War Hulk
- “Even though I’ve never wanted a drink more, I’ve never needed one less. Let’s go.” — Iron Man #230
- “Let’s none more goth this hole into the ground.” — WicDiv
- “You think I’m working with Superman? Back to cop school, guys!” — Action Comics #3
- “To me, my X-Men!” — X-Men #1
- “Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot.” — Detective #33
- “Only a bitter little adolescent boy would confuse realism for pessimism.” — Flex Mentallo
- “The police wouldn’t think to look for your body on Saturn!” — Injustice: Gods Among Us
- "Just as I expected. Bekor was unfamiliar with the 19th Century wrestling holds that I am an expert in!” – Abraham Lincoln, Flash #210
- “Okay, suckers, you took your best shot — now it’s my turn!” — X-Men 132
- “Wrestling’s a sport, the only TRUE sport! No wimpy time outs, no padding or protection!” — Sting, WCW Comics
Note: This page is, strictly speaking, out of canon with WRA continuity.