Every Dracula Ever

In episode 613, Chris, Benito and Elle must journey down to old Castle Von Gimmicks at 613 Gimmick Street to rank every Dracula from best to worst across every medium before the crack of dawn in order to open a treasure chest that really should have been a coffin in retrospect.

1. Marvel Comics-ass Dracula
2. Castlevania 2: Symphony of the Night's Dracula
3. Dracula as portrayed by Bela Lugosi in Dracula (1931)
4. Christopher Lee in Hammer Horror's Dracula films
5. Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula's Dracula
6. Werner Herzog’s Nosferatu: The Vampyre's vampire Dracula
7. Wei-Qiang Zhang as Dracula in Dracula: Pages from a Virgin’s Diary
8. Dracula in Bram Stoker’s canon novel Dracula
9. Head-in-a-jar Dracula in Oldhead by Kyle Starks
10. Francis Lederer as Count Dracula who is posing as Bellac Gordal in The Return of Dracula (1958)
11. Dario Argento’s Dracula 3D's Dracula
12. Historical Vlad Tepes AKA Voivode of Wallachia AKA Dracula AKA "Little Dragon"

Sadly, Soma Cruz from the games Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow and Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow had to be disqualified as he already occupies the second spot on the list (spoiler).