Every Santa Ever

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For the 2022 War Rocket Ajax War on Christmas Spectacular, Chris, Wilson and Fraction ranked as many Santas as they could while Fraction was busy arguing about if and how Santa could defeat the Terminator.


  1. Edmund Gwenn Santa from Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
  2. Klaus (from Grant Morrison's Klaus)
  3. Nicholas St. North (Rise of the Guardians)
  4. Santa from Santa's Husband
  5. DC Santa (Who leaves coal for Darkseid)
  6. Santa from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
  7. Santa from The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
  8. Ed Asner Santa from Elf
  9. Santa in Detective Crashmore (I Think You Should Leave)
  10. Klaus (Netflix)
  11. Father Christmas (Narnia)
  12. Paul F. Tompkins Santa Claus from Comedy Bang Bang
  13. Omega-Level Mutant Santa Claus (Marvel 616)
  14. Santa from The Nightmare Before Christmas
  15. Santa from The Night Reindeer Died
  16. Harry Stadling from Christmas Evil
  17. Bill Goldberg Santa from Santa's Slay
  18. Scott Calvin (Tim Allen from the Santa Clause)
  19. The Santa who dies in The Santa Clause
  20. Santa from Santa Claus: The Movie
  21. M&M Commercial Santa* (*maybe not a real Santa)


  1. Dan Aykroyd in Trading Places
  2. Multiple Santa from The Tick
  3. Robot Santa From Futurama