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Gimmick Street is a magical place where in days gone by you had to visit in order to sign up for the [https://www.patreon.com/WarRocketAjax WRA Patreon], but if you sign up now at the $15 level (or higher), you can join the '''Gimmick Street <del>Restoration</del> Preservation Society''' and be the one to say that ''you know'' what else is on Gimmick Street. Send your submission via a Patreon message, but don’t submit anything offensive or gross.

Tell your friends to vote to #SaveGimmickStreet.

==Submission Guidelines==
* No Nazis on Gimmick Street

==Locations==

{| class="wikitable"
! Address !! Location
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| 1-68 || [unspecified]
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| 69 || [[Chris Sims|Chris's]] childhood home
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| 70-122 || [unspecified]
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| 123 || Shawn Waltman’s House
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| 124-315 || [unspecified]
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| 316 || Hell Yeah Construction Company (Where the podcast is recorded, as stated in 708.)
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| 317-419 || Internet Cafe
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| 420 || [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt's]] childhood home that is now an Internet Cafe
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| 412-569 || Internet Cafe
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| 570 || Furnace Repair Shop
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| 571 || Internet Cafe
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| 572 || Internet Cafe
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| 573 || HVAC Place
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| 574 || Internet Cafe that moves through space and time
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| 575 || Internet Cafe
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| 576 || Internet Cafe
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| 577 || Internet Cafe
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| 578 || Internet Cafe
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| 579 || Internet Cafe
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| 580 || Internet Cafe
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| 581 || Internet Cafe
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| 582 || Internet Cafe
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| 583 || Internet Cafe
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| 584 || Internet Cafe
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| 585 || Internet Cafe
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| 586 || Internet Cafe
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| 587 || Internet Cafe
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| 588 || Public Library
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| 589 || Tire Place
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| 590 || Dairy Queen
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| 591 || Walk-in Clinic
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| 592 || Spirit Halloween
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| 593 || Gimmick Street Park
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| 594 || Roller Bladery
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| 595 || Gimmick Street Park
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| 596 || Post Office
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| 597 || Krispy Kreme
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| 598 || A Different Walk-In Clinic with COVID Testing
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| 599 || McDonald’s
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| 600 || [unspecified]
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| 601 || The Gimmick Street Bridge (Where Phil Collins saw that guy who saw that guy drown)
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| 602 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 603 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 604 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 605 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 606 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 607 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 608 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 609 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 610 || Internet Cafe
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| 611 || Internet Cafe Annex
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| 612 || A Haunted House
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| 613 || The Creepy Dracula Castle that Chris inherited.
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| 614 || Convenience Store
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| 615 || Hedge Maze
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| 616 || 616 Gimmick Comic Book Shop
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| 617 || [unspecified]
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| 618 || [unspecified]
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| 619 || Ray Mysterio’s House
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| 620 || The Fireworks Stand
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| 621 || Kevin Nash’s House
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| 622 || Kevin Nash’s Magic Mike Diesel Truck Stop
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| 623 || Scott Hall’s Estate
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| 624 || Ramon’s Razers
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| 625 || Shawn Michael’s House
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| 626 || Carmax and a historical marker for Matt’s two Mazda 626s
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| 627 || Justin Credible’s House
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| 628 || Arby’s
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| 629 || Dominik Mysterio’s House
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| 630 || Toy Store
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| 631 || Adult Toy Store
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| 632 || Castle Frankenstein (and possibly 2 houses owned by Steve Austin?)
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| 633 || Your local polling place
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| 634 || Your local election commission
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| 635 || A mailbox? Maybe a post office?
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| 636 || An undefined void that might be a portal to Patreon or The Lost Woods
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| 637 || The Great Deku Tree
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| 638 || The place where a mailbox used to be
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| 639 || The birthday cake bakery
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| 640 || Chuck E. Cheese - converted  to the Gimmick Street AMC Regal Cinemark Multiplex 123 (Now playing: The Flash)
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| 641 || The end of the road... for Greunies. (Unofficial)
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| 642 || One-Hour Photo to get cherished memories that you can keep for a lifetime
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| 643 || Pie Shop from Pushing Daisies
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| 644 || Ajax Local 1, the War Rocket Ajax Employees Union 
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| 645 || T-shirt Printing Place 
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| 646 || The dispensary
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| 647 || Water
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| 648 || Water 
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| 649 || The Island where Master Roshi lives
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| 650 || A costume shop
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| 651 || It’s gotta be Kane/Cain/Caine/Kayne/Cane
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| 652 || Bojangles 
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| 653 || The Apple Store 
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| 654 || Panera Bread 
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| 655 || Spirit Halloween
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| 656 || Candy Shop (by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson off the critically acclaimed 2005 sophomore album The Massacre) 
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| 657 || Spooky Haunted Mansion (in the Haunted Mansion district)
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| 658 || GhostBusters&trade; Headquarters
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| 659 || A Disney Store
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| 660 || A butcher shop with a turkey as big as [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
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| 661 || A year-round petting zoo with reindeer, but for adults only, but not in a sexual way?
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| 662 || The Blockbuster where you can rent Blue Streak, and other movies that Chris and Matt rented as kids.
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| 663 || Mount Premise
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| 664 || Flash Gordon Memorial Auditorium
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| 665 || The ticket booth for the Devil's Tramping Ground
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| 666 || The Devil's Tramping Ground
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| 667 || Gimmick Street Full Gospel Assembly Independent Non-Denominational Mega-church
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| 668 || The Money-changers
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| 669 || The Mattress Store that used to be a Hardee's (but really, truly, canonically: the porn store, as god intended)
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| 670 || The Public Showers
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| 671 || The New Hardee's
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| 672 || The Greensboro Coliseum 
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| 673 || Stamey's Barbecue 
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| 674 || The Dallas Sportatorium 
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| 675 || A Headshop
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| 676 || A Doctor's Office
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| 677 || The Only Ranchos Pet Store that only sells Tarantulas
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| 678 || The Canadian Consulate
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| 679 || The Nearly-forgotten Gimmick Street Nuclear Power Plant
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| 680 || The Day Care for Gimmick Stree Nuclear Power Plant Employees that used to be a "This is not a place of honor" that has an exact replica of the fucked-up playground from Final Fantasy VII/T2: Judgment Day
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| 681 || The Vitamin Store
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| 682 || The GNC where you get the supplements to bulk up after the irradiated tarantula bites you
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| 683 || The hospital where Matt was born
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| 684 || The "Hospital" where Matt will die: Alston Bridges BBQ
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| 685 || The High School that Matt attended
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| 686 || Dix Sporting Goods
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| 687 || A mailbox that takes checks or money orders outside the post office where you can get money orders
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| 688 || The T-shirt printer
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| 689 || A charitable t-shirt store
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| 690 || The Batcave
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| 691 || Trampoline Laser Tag
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| 692 || Showbiz Pizza
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| 693 || Putt Putt Course (where Matt went to Second Grade?)
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| 694 || Odin Borson Memorial Ballpark, home of the minor league Gimmick Street Goodhats
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| 695 || The parking structure for the ballpark
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| 696 || Good Tap Sports Bar
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| 697 || Matt Fraction Memorial Field, Home of Women's Proffessional Soccer Team, the Gimmick Street Machines
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| 698 || Beyond Corporation Arena, Home of the Gimmick Street Curt Connors Lizards (they ate a boy), a 2x2 Basketball Team
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| 699 || Gimmick Street Sporting Apparel
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| 700 Lost || Partee Citi - Bank that sells balloons and clown makeup
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| 701 || Local Organizers
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| 702 || Your favorite charity: a local shelter for food and assistance
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| 703 || Pozhar (The Russian Firestorm) Anarchist Bookstore
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| 704 || Year-round Christmas tree lot
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| 705 || Reindeer stables where they serve mulled Cheerwine
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| 706 || Mount Premise
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| 707 || Flash Gordon Memorial Auditorium
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| 708 || In-N-Out where the winners go after the show
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| 709 || Gimmick Street Fire Station
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| 710 || Gimmick Street Water Department
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| 711 || Wawa
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| 712 || Sheetz 
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| 713 || The British consulate 
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| 714 || The lamp store 
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| 715 || Lizzie Duece’s Olde Fashioned English Pie Shoppe (feat. savory and sweet pies) 
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| 716 || Greggs Sandwich Shoppe 
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| 717 || A Pharmacy 
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| 718 || The Sims & Wilson Manor, the boys' haunted ancestral castle.
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| 719 || The Krakoan Language Immersion School*
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| 720 || Biscuit's Biscuits, a pet food store*
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| 721 || Manze’s Pie and Mash Shop*
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| 722 || Undetermined, but probably an internet cafe, let's be honest
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| 723 || Gimmick Street Branch of [http://a4a-new.flywheelsites.com Appalachians for Appalachia]*
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| 724 || The Church with No Front Door in Clairton, West Virginia where Brandy Clark was set to marry Steve Jackson*
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| 725 || The Statue of Liberty from the move X-Men (2000) with Magneto's mutation machine inside the torch*
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| 726 || "They're All Boss Dogs" Animal Shelter*
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| 727 || Gimmick Street Parks and Rec's Rock Skipping Pond*
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| 728 || James Buchanan Barnes Memorial Funeral Parlor and Revolving Door Factory*
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| 729 || Nadia Van Dyne Memorial(?) Pollinator Garden for Unstoppable Wasps and Other Bugs That Need Heroes*
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| 730 || The Gimmick Street First Church of the Fourth World*
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| 731 || Intersection with Danny the Street*
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| 732 || The hole that Magneto puts people into*
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| 733 || A rainy alley, with a discarded Spider-Man costume draped over a trash can*
|}

<nowiki>*</nowiki> Named by the Gimmick Street <del>Restoration</del> Preservation Society

==Future Locations==
In the future it will be revealed that Steve Austin will have three houses at 948 Gimmick Street.