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Revision as of 12:38, 20 January 2026

Categordie Submitter Chris' Pick Matt's Pick
Doughboy Award for Never Getting Over Jolene Captain Atom Jenny Sparks (in the 21st century), Rick Jones
Sarah Lance memorial award for DC character introduced in other media not yet in comics Fuckable Queen Elizabeth II (Alfred), Alfred's cyborg Dad (Alfred) Harley Quinn (Batman the Caped Crusader), Leota Adebayo (Peacemaker)
Good Boy Award for best moment featuring Krypto Mark Hughes Destruction of Krypton (Absolute Superman) Whipping Lex Luthor's ass in the movie
Great Indoor Fight memorial for Best Fight in Any Medium Patrick O'Duffy "The Boss Dog" Women's Blood and Guts match (AEW Dynamite) Godzilla vs. Jay Gatsby (Godzilla Monsterpiece Theater), Hollywood Ending Toni Storm vs

Mariah May (AEW Revolution)

Thursday Night Raw Belt for Rawest Moment of 2025 When Batman breaks that dude's arm (Absolute Batman Annual)
Word Heavyweight Contender Title for Most Memorable Line of Comics Dialogue "Question: What time is it to expect the unexpected? Answer: Nygma time."(H2SH)

Chris (Honorable Mentions): "He truly has become the Great Gatsby" (Godzilla Monsterpiece Theater), "All I need is Batman" (Absolute Batman), "Momma oh momma, I'm so sorry I'm famous in Germany" (Achewood)

Climbing Mt. Pervmore for Nastiest Freak of the Year Absolute Brainiac (Absolute Superman)
Most Wild Narrative Decision (Comics) Dan Black [Positive] Everything about Jay Gatsby (Godzilla Monsterpiece Theater), [Negative] Batman shooting Jason Todd in the head but just a little (H2SH) Joker never laughs (Absolute Batman), Reveal of All New Venom (All New Venom)
Mignola Statuette for Most Haunting Single Panel See-thru Martian mindblinker (Absolute Martian Manhunter), Knock knock motherfucker getting censored (Absolute Batman) Sigurd hurls his hammer at that dude and his face explodes. (Mortal Thor)
Laura B. Black Award for Best Date with the Wife Watching "Where Eagles Dare" with AC on his birthday Watching "Friendship" and eating at the Brazilian steakhouse with Marlene on his birthday
Mick Foley Award for Childhood Hero Who Miraculously Hasn't Disappointed You Yet Robert Simpson
Not a Person but Could Be Award for Favorite Non-human Character Peter Vellez
Texter's Choice Award William Schmidt
Most Surprising Sword
Best Alternate Costume in a Video Game Greg Cashman
Best Use of an Improvised Weapon in a Movie, Comic, or Game
"In Japan They're Called Search Action Games" Award for Best Metroidvania
Little Mac Award for Best Punch Chris Kiser
Chun-Li Award for Best Kick
Link Award for Best Weapon or Object Based Attack
The "It's Not Easy Being Green" Award for Best New Variety of Kryptonite Thomas Foss
Top Rope Award for Best Use of Wrestling in a Comic Book
The "Friendship Is Magic" Award for an Excuse to Talk about Some Good Comics Made by Frequent Ajax Guests
The "Fuck Depression" Award for the Thing That Made You Keep Going Throughout Everything Michael Heide
Most Tim Robinson-esque Media That Didn't Have Tim Robinson Iris Martin
Best Single Issue Done in One
New Blue Sun Award for Most Unexpected Move from a Creator You Love
Best Video Essay Watched in the Background During Your Day Job
Sensational Character Find
MVP Dropout Cast Member Hazey
Honorary Marvel Bullshit Award for the Most Marvel Bullshit to Happen in Your Life (Non-tragedy) Hotspringsummer
Empty Paper Towel Roll Is a Sword Memorial Award for Most Wrong Someone's Been on the Pod
Chainsaw Man Award for Thing You Most Wanna Encourage the Other Host to Get into This Year Dugan Nash
Rebecca from Cyberpunk Edgerunners Award for Character or Thing You Discovered in 2025 That You Thought Would Be Annoying but Actually Rules
Battle Angel Alita Award for thing you were familiar with that you got into again
C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
Most Fucked Up Absolute Batman Villain Chris Cole
Batmobile's 13th Gear Award for Best Moment from a Friend of the Show
The Jen Rains Award for Best Sword Introduced in 2025
War Rocket Ajax Intercontinental Championship The Absolute Line Creative Team
Gordie in the Bank Briefcase Sophie Campbell
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