Santa Plots

In the 2023 Christmas Special, A-Santa-sin Nation, Chris, Matt, Fraction and Kyle Starks each came up with a number of possible assassins and plots to take down Santa, based on Fraction's continual denying of the premise of Every Santa Ever in 2022.

Assassins

Starks:

• The Saint of Killers
• Deku from My Hero Academia
• Professional Wrester Ming AKA Haku

Matt Wilson:

• Agent 47 (Hitman Hitman)
• Elektra Natchios
• Deadshot

Chris Sims:

• Vegeta
• Post-Invasion Paranoid Heel Stone Cold Steve Austin circa 2001
• Former Detroit Piston Bill Laimibeer from Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Basketball for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System

Matt Fraction:

• Omar Little from the Wire
• The Electric Eliminators from the Warriors
• Professor Jerry Hathaway from Real Genius
• Darkseid
• Stuntman Mike (Specifically to fight Santa Chronicles Santa)
• Yuk Mouth (Scatman Crothers) from the Bod Squad
• El Guapo from The Three Amigos
• Aldo from Battle for the Planet of the Apes, played by Claud Akins
• Cops
• Adult Onset Diabetes
• Kyle Starks