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| Categordie | Submitter | Chris' Pick | Matt's Pick |
|---|---|---|---|
| Doughboy Award for Never Getting Over | Jolene | Captain Atom | Jenny Sparks (in the 21st century), Rick Jones |
| Sarah Lance memorial award for DC character introduced in other media not yet in comics | Fuckable Queen Elizabeth II (Alfred), Alfred's cyborg Dad (Alfred) | Harley Quinn (Batman the Caped Crusader), Leota Adebayo (Peacemaker) | |
| Good Boy Award for best moment featuring Krypto | Mark Hughes | Destruction of Krypton (Absolute Superman) | Whipping Lex Luthor's ass in the movie |
| Great Indoor Fight memorial for Best Fight in Any Medium | Patrick O'Duffy "The Boss Dog" | Women's Blood and Guts match (AEW Dynamite) | Godzilla vs. Jay Gatsby (Godzilla Monsterpiece Theater), Hollywood Ending Toni Storm vs
Mariah May (AEW Revolution) |
| Thursday Night Raw Belt for Rawest Moment of 2025 | Both: When Batman breaks that dude's arm (Absolute Batman Annual) | ||
| Word Heavyweight Contender Title for Most Memorable Line of Comics Dialogue | Both: "Question: What time is it to expect the unexpected? Answer: Nygma time."(H2SH)
Chris (Honorable Mentions): "He truly has become the Great Gatsby" (Godzilla Monsterpiece Theater), "All I need is Batman" (Absolute Batman), "Momma oh momma, I'm so sorry I'm famous in Germany" (Achewood) | ||
| Climbing Mt. Pervmore for Nastiest Freak of the Year | Both: Absolute Brainiac (Absolute Superman) | ||
| Most Wild Narrative Decision (Comics) | Dan Black | [Positive] Everything about Jay Gatsby (Godzilla Monsterpiece Theater), [Negative] Batman shooting Jason Todd in the head but just a little (H2SH) | Joker never laughs (Absolute Batman), Reveal of All New Venom (All New Venom) |
| Mignola Statuette for Most Haunting Single Panel | See-thru Martian mindblinker (Absolute Martian Manhunter), Knock knock motherfucker getting censored (Absolute Batman) | Sigurd hurls his hammer at that dude and his face explodes. (Mortal Thor) | |
| Laura B. Black Award for Best Date with the Wife | Watching "Where Eagles Dare" with AC on his birthday | Watching "Friendship" and eating at the Brazilian steakhouse with Marlene on his birthday | |
| Mick Foley Award for Childhood Hero Who Miraculously Hasn't Disappointed You Yet | Robert Simpson | Both: Mick Foley and Steve Austin | |
| Larry Hama | Walt Simonson | ||
| Not a Person but Could Be Award for Favorite Non-human Character | Peter Vellez | Krypto | Princess Shark |
| Texter's Choice Award | William Schmidt | Absolute Batman Annual #1 | H2SH |
| Most Surprising Sword | Both: Absolute Wonder Woman's Sword becoming extra gigantic | ||
| Best Alternate Costume in a Video Game | Greg Cashman | Swimsuit Special Punisher (Marvel Rivals) | Baguette Costumes (Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) |
| Best Use of an Improvised Weapon in a Movie, Comic, or Game | Batman uses a bowling ball to beat the shit out of Black Mask (Absolute Batman) | Batman uses a big dump truck (Absolute Batman) | |
| "In Japan They're Called Search Action Games" Award for Best Metroidvania | N/A | Hollow Knight: Silksong | |
| Little Mac Award for Best Punch | Chris Kiser | Wonder Woman turning into Medusa and punching the Tetracyde after turning it to stone
(Absolute Wonder Woman) |
Marvel All On One |
| Chun-Li Award for Best Kick | Both: Batman punts Black Mask's weird little mutant alien kid into the ocean (Absolute Batman) | ||
| Link Award for Best Weapon or Object Based Attack | Every hammer shot (Mortal Thor) | Batman burning down the white supremacist HQ with a flamethrower (Absolute Batman) | |
| The "It's Not Easy Being Green" Award for Best New Variety of Kryptonite | Thomas Foss | Turquoise Kryptonite that turns Supergirl into a mermaid (Supergirl) | Cobalt Kryptonite that turns Superman into a kaiju (Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum) |
| Top Rope Award for Best Use of Wrestling in a Comic Book | Both: Batman does a One-Winged Angel on a white supremacist cop (Absolute Batman) | ||
| The "Friendship Is Magic" Award for an Excuse to Talk about Some Good Comics Made by Frequent Ajax Guests | Both: Benito Cereno, Erica Henderson, Kyle Starks, Jeremy Whitley, Chip Zdarsky, Matt Fraction | ||
| The "Fuck Depression" Award for the Thing That Made You Keep Going Throughout Everything | Michael Heide | Biscuit the Dog, Matt D. Wilson, my wife, my friends, the show | My cats, My wife, Chris Sims, All Elite Wrestling, Tim Robinson |
| Most Tim Robinson-esque Media That Didn't Have Tim Robinson | Iris Martin | Action Button's review of L.A. Noire | Pluribus |
| Best Single Issue Done in One | Supergirl #7 | Absolute Batman Annual #1 | |
| New Blue Sun Award for Most Unexpected Move from a Creator You Love | Chip Zdarsky's post-9/11 Captain America | Grant Morrison retconning the death of Grant Morrison in Suicide Squad | |
| Best Video Essay Watched in the Background During Your Day Job | Defunctland "Disney's Living Characters", toddintheshadows "Untouched by the Veronicas", Jenna Stoeber, Sarah Davis Baker, SarahZ "Everyone's Cheating at Chess" | F.D. Signifier "Sinners", Patrick H. Willems "How Flying in Movies Changed Over the Years" | |
| Sensational Character Find | Both: Supergirl's girlfriend Lesla-Lar | ||
| MVP Dropout Cast Member | Hazey | Rekha Shankar, Lisa Gilroy, Lou Wilson | Anna Garcia, Demi Adejuyigbe, Jacob Wysocki, Zac Oyama |
| Honorary Marvel Bullshit Award for the Most Marvel Bullshit to Happen in Your Life (Non-tragedy) | Hotspringsummer | Getting into knives | Improvised Star Trek |
| Empty Paper Towel Roll Is a Sword Memorial Award for Most Wrong Someone's Been on the Pod | Matt Wilson saying Biscuit isn't a Person | Wolverine's claws are a sword | |
| Chainsaw Man Award for Thing You Most Wanna Encourage the Other Host to Get into This Year | Dugan Nash | Hollow Knight: Silksong, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 | Dragonball |
| Rebecca from Cyberpunk Edgerunners Award for Character or Thing You Discovered in 2025 That You Thought Would Be Annoying but Actually Rules | Alfred, Gotham | The US version of The Traitors | |
| Battle Angel Alita Award for thing you were familiar with that you got into again | Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom | Berserk | |
| C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence | Sophie Campbell, Anyone hiring | Davis Zaslov | |
| Most Fucked Up Absolute Batman Villain | Chris Cole | Bane | Joker |
| Batmobile's 13th Gear Award for Best Moment from a Friend of the Show | Both: The Batmobile's secret 13th Gear | ||
| The Jen Rains Award for Best Sword Introduced in 2025 | Both: Jen's Sword
Matt: Barrier Breaker (Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) | ||
| War Rocket Ajax Intercontinental Championship | The Absolute Line Creative Team | ||
| Gordie in the Bank Briefcase | Sophie Campbell | ||