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| Categordie | Submitter | Chris' Pick | Matt's Pick |
|---|---|---|---|
| Doughboy Award for Never Getting Over | Jolene | Captain Atom | Jenny Sparks (in the 21st century), Rick Jones |
| Sarah Lance memorial award for DC character introduced in other media not yet in comics | Fuckable Queen Elizabeth II (Alfred), Alfred's cyborg Dad (Alfred) | Harley Quinn (Batman the Caped Crusader), Leota Adebayo (Peacemaker) | |
| Good Boy Award for best moment featuring Krypto | Mark Hughes | Destruction of Krypton (Absolute Superman) | Whipping Lex Luthor's ass in the movie |
| Great Indoor Fight memorial for Best Fight in Any Medium | Patrick O'Duffy "The Boss Dog" | Women's Blood and Guts match (AEW Dynamite) | Godzilla vs. Jay Gatsby (Godzilla Monsterpiece Theater), Hollywood Ending Toni Storm vs
Mariah May (AEW Revolution) |
| Thursday Night Raw Belt for Rawest Moment of 2025 | When Batman breaks that dude's arm (Absolute Batman Annual) | ||
| Word Heavyweight Contender Title for Most Memorable Line of Comics Dialogue | "Question: What time is it to expect the unexpected? Answer: Nygma time."(H2SH)
Chris (Honorable Mentions): "He truly has become the Great Gatsby" (Godzilla Monsterpiece Theater), "All I need is Batman" (Absolute Batman), "Momma oh momma, I'm so sorry I'm famous in Germany" (Achewood) | ||
| Climbing Mt. Pervmore for Nastiest Freak of the Year | Absolute Brainiac (Absolute Superman) | ||
| Most Wild Narrative Decision (Comics) | Dan Black | [Positive] Everything about Jay Gatsby (Godzilla Monsterpiece Theater), [Negative] Batman shooting Jason Todd in the head but just a little (H2SH) | Joker never laughs (Absolute Batman), Reveal of All New Venom (All New Venom) |
| Mignola Statuette for Most Haunting Single Panel | See-thru Martian mindblinker (Absolute Martian Manhunter), Knock knock motherfucker getting censored (Absolute Batman) | Sigurd hurls his hammer at that dude and his face explodes. (Mortal Thor) | |
| Laura B. Black Award for Best Date with the Wife | Watching "Where Eagles Dare" with AC on his birthday | Watching "Friendship" and eating at the Brazilian steakhouse with Marlene on his birthday | |
| Mick Foley Award for Childhood Hero Who Miraculously Hasn't Disappointed You Yet | Robert Simpson | ||
| Not a Person but Could Be Award for Favorite Non-human Character | Peter Vellez | ||
| Texter's Choice Award | William Schmidt | ||
| Most Surprising Sword | |||
| Best Alternate Costume in a Video Game | Greg Cashman | ||
| Best Use of an Improvised Weapon in a Movie, Comic, or Game | |||
| "In Japan They're Called Search Action Games" Award for Best Metroidvania | |||
| Little Mac Award for Best Punch | Chris Kiser | ||
| Chun-Li Award for Best Kick | |||
| Link Award for Best Weapon or Object Based Attack | |||
| The "It's Not Easy Being Green" Award for Best New Variety of Kryptonite | Thomas Foss | ||
| Top Rope Award for Best Use of Wrestling in a Comic Book | |||
| The "Friendship Is Magic" Award for an Excuse to Talk about Some Good Comics Made by Frequent Ajax Guests | |||
| The "Fuck Depression" Award for the Thing That Made You Keep Going Throughout Everything | Michael Heide | ||
| Most Tim Robinson-esque Media That Didn't Have Tim Robinson | Iris Martin | ||
| Best Single Issue Done in One | |||
| New Blue Sun Award for Most Unexpected Move from a Creator You Love | |||
| Best Video Essay Watched in the Background During Your Day Job | |||
| Sensational Character Find | |||
| MVP Dropout Cast Member | Hazey | ||
| Honorary Marvel Bullshit Award for the Most Marvel Bullshit to Happen in Your Life (Non-tragedy) | Hotspringsummer | ||
| Empty Paper Towel Roll Is a Sword Memorial Award for Most Wrong Someone's Been on the Pod | |||
| Chainsaw Man Award for Thing You Most Wanna Encourage the Other Host to Get into This Year | Dugan Nash | ||
| Rebecca from Cyberpunk Edgerunners Award for Character or Thing You Discovered in 2025 That You Thought Would Be Annoying but Actually Rules | |||
| Battle Angel Alita Award for thing you were familiar with that you got into again | |||
| C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence | |||
| Most Fucked Up Absolute Batman Villain | Chris Cole | ||
| Batmobile's 13th Gear Award for Best Moment from a Friend of the Show | |||
| The Jen Rains Award for Best Sword Introduced in 2025 | |||
| War Rocket Ajax Intercontinental Championship | The Absolute Line Creative Team | ||
| Gordie in the Bank Briefcase | Sophie Campbell | ||