I to X of Swords
Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview segment in which Chris and Matt rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:
- Two matched swords are one sword
- Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
- A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
- Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
- Send a backup if you think that Matt and Chris might not know your sword, but if your primary submission isn't a sword, your backup won't be used
Submissions should be sent to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the Patreon.
Rated Swords
When updating the wiki, please consult Chris's Swordsheet.
| Episode | Name | Origin | Rating | Submitter |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 719 | All-Black the Necrosword | Marvel Comics | IV | Isobel |
| 721 | Atlantean Longsword | Conan the Barbarian | VII | David Wynne |
| 717 | Bat'leth | Star Trek | III | Chris |
| 728 | Brotherhood | Final Fantasy X | IV | Ian Sayer |
| 719 | Crissaegrim | Castlevania | X | David LaRoss |
| 717 | Dragonslayer | Berserk | X | Matt |
| 728 | The Ebony Blade (more) | Marvel Comics | V | Jason Ladew |
| 728 | The Emperor's Flaming Sword | Warhammer 40,000 | VIII | Patrick |
| 717 | God Killer | DC Comics | II | Matt |
| 728 | The Greenhilt Sword | Order of the Stick | V | Devin McCullen |
| 725 | La Fleur du Mal | Marvel Comics | VII | Kate Bishop |
| 721 | Masamune | Chrono Trigger | IX | Patrick Geartner |
| 717 | Master Sword (Twilight Princess) | The Legend of Zelda | X | Chris |
| 719 | Moonlight Greatsword | Bloodborne | IX | Ryan Bielik |
| 719 | Narsil | Lord of the Rings | VI | Dan Black |
| 721 | Norwegian Sword of State | Norway | VII | Sam Rutzick |
| 721 | Reiterpallasch | Bloodborne | V | Matthew Schultz |
| 725 | The Singing Sword | Who Framed Roger Rabbit | III | David from Norway |
| 719 | Six Fingered Sword | The Princess Bride | VIII | Brad Lathspell |
| 721 | Soulsword | X-Men | VIII | Margot |
| 725 | Spawn's Sword | Spawn | VI | CJ Kral |
| 728 | Squall's Gunblade | Final Fantasy VIII | VII | Neil Hershberger |
| 725 | Stormbringer | Elric of Melniboné | IX | Tim Barnett |
| 721 | Twilght | Thor | VIII | Scott Hazelwood |
| 717 | Z-Sword | Dragon Ball Z | II | Matt |
Disqualifications
Posted merely to prevent people from submitting the same items and as examples of what isn't a sword for the purposes of the list.
- Wolverine's Adamantium Claws
- Green Ranger's Dragon Dagger
- Vapor Blade