I to X of Swords
Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview segment in which Chris and Matt rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:
- Two matched swords are one sword
- Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
- A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
- Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
- Send a backup if you think that Matt and Chris might not know your sword, but if your primary submission isn't a sword, your backup won't be used
Much like the Every Story Ever list, the ratings are carved in stone and cannot be changed (ahem). However, if the hosts are too unfamiliar with the sword you submit to understand its vibes, they may ask for more information and suspend ranking until you provide more information.
Submissions should be sent to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the Patreon at the $15 level.
Rated Swords
When updating the wiki, please consult Chris's Swordsheet.
| Episode | Name | Origin | Rating | Submitter |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 719 | All-Black the Necrosword | Marvel Comics | IV | Isobel |
| 721 | Atlantean Longsword | Conan the Barbarian | VII | David Wynne |
| 717 | Bat'leth | Star Trek | III | Chris |
| 731 | Beacon | The Adventure Zone: Amnesty | VI | Matthew Berneas |
| 731 | Broken Straight Sword | Dark Souls | I | Charles Arthur |
| 728 | Brotherhood | Final Fantasy X | IV | Ian Sayer |
| 719 | Crissaegrim | Castlevania | X | David LaRoss |
| 717 | Dragonslayer | Berserk | X | Matt |
| 728 | The Ebony Blade (more) | Marvel Comics | V | Jason Ladew |
| 728 | The Emperor's Flaming Sword | Warhammer 40,000 | VIII | Patrick |
| 717 | God Killer | DC Comics | II | Matt |
| 728 | The Greenhilt Sword | Order of the Stick | V | Devin McCullen |
| 731 | Kensuke | Delicious in Dungeon | VI | Ted Anderson |
| 725 | La Fleur du Mal | Marvel Comics | VII | Kate Bishop |
| 721 | Masamune | Chrono Trigger | IX | Patrick Geartner |
| 717 | Master Sword (Twilight Princess) | The Legend of Zelda | X | Chris |
| 719 | Moonlight Greatsword | Bloodborne | IX | Ryan Bielik |
| 719 | Narsil | Lord of the Rings | VI | Dan Black |
| 721 | Norwegian Sword of State | Norway | VII | Sam Rutzick |
| 721 | Reiterpallasch | Bloodborne | V | Matthew Schultz |
| 731 | Shatterstar's Swords | X-Force | VI | Michael Tapper |
| 725 | The Singing Sword | Who Framed Roger Rabbit | III | David from Norway |
| 719 | Six Fingered Sword | The Princess Bride | VIII | Brad Lathspell |
| 731 | Sokka's Sword | Avatar: The Last Airbender | IX | J. Gonzo |
| 721 | Soulsword | X-Men | VIII | Margot |
| 725 | Spawn's Sword | Spawn | VI | CJ Kral |
| 728 | Squall's Gunblade | Final Fantasy VIII | VII | Neil Hershberger |
| 725 | Stormbringer | Elric of Melniboné | IX | Tim Barnett |
| 731 | The Sword of Omens | Thundercats | IX | Kevin walker |
| 731 | The Sword of Protection | She-Ra: Princess of Power | IV | Thomas Foss |
| 721 | Twilght | Thor | VIII | Scott Hazelwood |
| 717 | Z-Sword | Dragon Ball Z | II | Matt |
Disqualifications
Posted merely to prevent people from submitting the same items and as examples of what isn't a sword for the purposes of the list.
- Wolverine's Adamantium Claws
- Green Ranger's Dragon Dagger
- Vapor Blade