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<blockquote>"Folks, what we are doing with this is we are looking for the rawest moments in comic book history. Now, if you don't know what that means, it's one of those things that's hard to describe because it's a feeling, And it's that feeling, it's that 'oh shit,' like it just got real, it just popped off. Shit is like someone just did something so badass that I need to stand up, take a walk, maybe do a push up or two."</blockquote>
<blockquote>"Folks, what we are doing with this is we are looking for the rawest moments in comic book history. Now, if you don't know what that means, it's one of those things that's hard to describe because it's a feeling, And it's that feeling, it's that 'oh shit,' like it just got real, it just popped off. Shit is like someone just did something so badass that I need to stand up, take a walk, maybe do a push up or two."</blockquote>


That seems pretty clear, right? If you want to submit your suggestion, send it to [mailto:warrocketpodcast@gmail.com warrocketpodcast@gmail.com], and if you are a Patreon subscriber, include the line-stepper password. To edit this page, refer to the [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LpEY2I6_fSTmjgPBr2v_I-GpbzukVKvP4BBW-G5X3XY/edit#gid=0 Google Sheet].
That seems pretty clear, right? But additionally, Chris stated that Judge Dredd saying, "[[Gaze into the fist of Dredd]]" as he punches through Judge Fear's head is "archetypically raw."
 
If you want to submit your suggestion, send it to [mailto:warrocketpodcast@gmail.com warrocketpodcast@gmail.com], and if you are a Patreon subscriber, include the line-stepper password. To edit this page, refer to the [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LpEY2I6_fSTmjgPBr2v_I-GpbzukVKvP4BBW-G5X3XY/edit#gid=0 Google Sheet].


== The List ==
== The List ==
{| class="wikitable plainrowheaders" style="vertical-align: top;" border="1"
{| class="wikitable plainrowheaders" style="vertical-align: top;" border="1"
|-
|-
! scope="col" | Episode
! scope="col" | Episode&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
! scope="col" | Description
! scope="col" | Description
! scope="col" | Issue
! scope="col" | Issue
! scope="col" | Creators
! scope="col" | Creators
! scope="col" | Submitter
! scope="col" | Submitter
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/UPDwP67K 697]</span>
| Skull Knight crashes through the eclipse.
| Berserk v.13
| Kentaro Miura
| Daniel Sylvester
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]</span>
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| Walt Simonson  
| Walt Simonson  
| Patrick Gertner
| Patrick Gertner
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/p88WguVI 682]</span>
| Magneto vs. Tarn / Sunspot vs. Iska
| X-Men Red #3
| Al Ewing, Stefano Casselli
| Lou Shoemaker
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/jqqOgItR 673]</span>
| Batman digs his way out of his own grave
| Batman #681
| Grant Morrison, Tony Daniel
| Ryan Bielik
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/-2qrNeoT 691]</span>
| [[Human Torch Kills Hitler |The Golden Age Human Torch murders Hitler and Hitler's a real fuckin' crybaby about it]]
| Young Men #24
| Hank Chapman, Russ Heath, Carl Burgos
| Lou Shoemaker
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| "Are you man or fiend from hell?!"
| Batman #244
| Denny O'Neil, Neal Adams
| J. Gonzo
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
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| Chris Claremont, John Byrne  
| Chris Claremont, John Byrne  
| Lou Shoemaker
| Lou Shoemaker
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/1O6RKwH8 660]</span>
| "It was a nice piece of work, Kingpin. You shouldn't have signed it." 
| Daredevil #227
| Frank Miller, Dave Mazzucchelli
| Steve Lee
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Gfjenw6A 640]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Gfjenw6A 640]</span>
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| Mark Gruenwald, Kieron Dwyer  
| Mark Gruenwald, Kieron Dwyer  
| Philip Monroe
| Philip Monroe
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/UPDwP67K 697]</span>
| Batman shoots Darkseid with a god bullet.
| Final Crisis #6
| Grant Morrison, JG Jones
| Chris Kizer
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/-2qrNeoT 691]</span>
| Storm stabs Callisto in a damn knife fight.
| Uncanny X-Men #170
| Chris Claremont, Paul Smith
| Greg Packnett
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/xaHjfsDI 695]</span>
| Hellboy snaps off his horns and says "screw you, kill me if you can."
| Hellboy: Wake the Devil
| Mike Mignola
| Patrick O'Duffy
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Lu-dGYrE 685]</span>
| Wonder Woman blinds herself with medusa snake venom and wins.
| Wonder Woman #210
| Greg Rucka, Drew Johnson
| Greg Packnett
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/sZcvp927 684]</span>
| Trunks whips Frieza's ass in front of Frieza's own dad
| Dragon Ball Z - Android Saga
| Akira Toriyama
| Owen
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Lu-dGYrE 685]</span>
| God Doom pulls all of Thanos's bones out.
| Secret Wars (2015) #8
| Jonathan Hickman, Esad Ribic
| Dan Black
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/zhHrY4Dq 703]</span>
| Nightcrawler and Wolverine teleport into the sun to beat Mother Mold
| House of X #4
| Jonathan Hickman, Pepe Larraz
| Kevin McClaine
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/p88WguVI 682]</span>
| . . .
| G.I. Joe #21
| Larry Hama, Steve Leialoha
| Scott Hazelwood
|-
| <span class="episode">?</span>
| "Gaze into the fist of Dredd!"
| Judge Death Lives
| John Wagner, Brian Bolland
| Ian Muir & Patrick O'Duffy
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/jqqOgItR 673]</span>
| Son Goku punches a god damned hole through Demon King Piccolo's torso
| Dragon Ball ch. 168
| Akira Toriyama
| Rocket Wetzel
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/sZcvp927 684]</span>
| Thor hits the Midgard Serpent so hard that he breaks every bone in his own fucking body
| Thor #380
| Walt Simonson, Sal Buscema
| Rocket Wetzel
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/jqqOgItR 673]</span>
| Batman fucks up the mayor's dinner and puts a cloche down on a flaming dessert.
| Batman #405
| Frank Miller, Dave Mazzucchelli
| Brad Ellison
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Lu-dGYrE 685]</span>
| Nova punches Annihilus in his face and pulls his guts out.
| Annihlation #6
| Keith Giffen, Andrea DeVito
| Ryan Bielik
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/UPDwP67K 697]</span>
| KGBeast cuts his own damn hand off like an absolute freak.
| Batman #419
| Jim Starlin, Jim Aparo
| Scott Medlock
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Anton Arcane finds out how long he's been in hell.
| Swamp Thing Annual #2
| Alan Moore, Steve Bisette
| Mike Sterling
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| You better fight like hell.
| "<span style="color: red;">'''You better fight like hell.'''</span>"
| Preacher #64  
| Preacher #64  
| Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon  
| Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon  
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| Walt Simonson  
| Walt Simonson  
| Lucas Brown
| Lucas Brown
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/G-SFen1E 662]</span>
| Taaia faces "impossible odds -- and impossible gods!" to become the Phoenix
| Defenders Beyond #2
| Al Ewing, Javier Rodriguez
| Isabel
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/1O6RKwH8 660]</span>
| Batman tuns a mud pit into an operating table.
| The Dark Knight Returns #2
| Frank Miller
| Chris Kizer
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/G-SFen1E 662]</span>
| "I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me."
| Watchmen #6
| Alan Moore, Dave Gibbons
| David Wood
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Dr. Doom gives Dr. Strange a gizmo as part of a secret plan to beat the devil.
| Dr. Strange and Dr. Doom: Triumph and Torment
| Roger Stern, Mike Mignola
| Derek Allen
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
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| Daniel Warren Johnson  
| Daniel Warren Johnson  
| Stephen Wilcox
| Stephen Wilcox
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Constantine makes the devil drink holy water.
| Hellblazer #42
| Garth Ennis, Will Simpson
| Maggie Robothem
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/p88WguVI 682]</span>
| Dr. Doom completely sons the Purple Man.
| West Coast Avengers: Emperor Doom
| David Michelinie, Bob Hall
| Robert Headley
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
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| Tom King, Mitch Gerads  
| Tom King, Mitch Gerads  
| Chris Kizer
| Chris Kizer
|-
| <span class="episode">?</span>
| Gohan goes Super Saiyan 2
| Dragon Ball Z - Cell Saga
| Akira Toriyama
| Daniel Sylvester
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
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| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter  
| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter  
| Tim Stevens
| Tim Stevens
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/1O6RKwH8 660]</span>
| Jesse Custer fights Jody
| Preacher #12
| Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon
| Kevin McClaine
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/xaHjfsDI 695]</span>
| Instead, I will simply... BREAK YOU.
| Batman #497
| Doug Moench, Jim Aparo
| Isobel
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/G-SFen1E 662]</span>
| "Here is your hero. Your protector. Take him and bury him."
| Detective Comics #664
| Chuck Dixon, Graham Nolan
| Patrick O'Duffy
|-
| <span class="episode">?</span>
| Magneto fatally attracts Wolverine's adamantium out of his body
| X-Men (1991) #25
| Fabian Nicieza, Andy Kubert
| Ted Anderson
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Xob0NRO7 702]</span>
| Diamondback gets revenge on Snapdragon by drowning her in a fountain
| Captain America (1963) #413
| Mark Gruenwald, Rik Levins
| Jolene
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/zhHrY4Dq 703]</span>
| Scrooge flips out and fights all the animals in the Transvaal
| Uncle Scrooge
| Don Rosa
| David from Norway
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Xob0NRO7 702]</span>
| Bruce Wayne beats the dogshit out of three Nazis in prison.
| Batman #599
| Ed Brubaker, Scott McDaniel
| Ryan Clark
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Lu-dGYrE 685]</span>
| Gesicht shoots a rocket out of the air because he can't shoot the dude.
| Pluto vol. 5
| Naoki Urasawa
| Patrick O'Duffy
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/-2qrNeoT 691]</span>
| American Barbarian wants R-E-V-E-N-G-E-!-!-!
| American Barbarian OGN
| Tom Scioli
| Nick Whelan
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| "I'm surprised the Son of Satan forgot what they did to the Son of God."
| Batman #666
| Grant Morrison, Andy Kubert
| Kevin Mayo
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
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| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter  
| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter  
| Patrick O'Duffy
| Patrick O'Duffy
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Doctor Strange sends a man to Hell and then tells Johnny Storm that God and the Devil are the same thing and there is no Heaven because it's all just hell.
| Marvel Team-Up #25
| Gerry Conway, Sal Buscema
| CJ Crall
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/xaHjfsDI 695]</span>
| Dr. Doom steals the Beyonder's power
| Secret Wars #10
| Jim Shooter, Mike Zeck
| Ted Anderson
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Gfjenw6A 640]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Gfjenw6A 640]</span>
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| Kyle Starks, Gabo Bautista  
| Kyle Starks, Gabo Bautista  
| Philip Neff
| Philip Neff
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Xob0NRO7 702]</span>
| Hulk tells Black Bolt he didn't come to the moon for a whisper.
| World War Hulk #1
| Greg Pak, John Romita Jr.
| Sean Bell
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/jqqOgItR 673]</span>
| Punisher klang-klang-klang-klang-klang-skwitches Dr. Doom
| Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe
| Garth Ennis, Doug Braithwaite
| Sean Bell
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
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| Jonathan Hickman, Pepe Larraz  
| Jonathan Hickman, Pepe Larraz  
| Ryan Clark
| Ryan Clark
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Hellboy beats the Crooked Man to death with a blessed shovel.
| Hellboy: The Crooked Man #3
| Mike Mignola, Richard Case
| Brad Ellison
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| John Constantine tricks three devils into saving his life.
| Hellblazer #45
| Garth Ennis, Will Simpson
| Patrick O'Duffy
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/zhHrY4Dq 703]</span>
| The Champion didn't beat the Thing. He'll never beat the Thing.
| Marvel Two-In-One Annual #7
| Tom DeFalco, Ron Frenz
| Patrick O'Duffy
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
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| Kurt Busiek, Ivan Reis, Kieron Dwyer  
| Kurt Busiek, Ivan Reis, Kieron Dwyer  
| Andrew Goldberg
| Andrew Goldberg
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Etrigan deconsecrates a church.
| Hitman #19
| Garth Ennis, John McCrea
| Jolene
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/1O6RKwH8 660]</span>
| "To me, my Galactus"
| Fantastic Four #604
| Jonathan Hickman, Steve Epting
| [Not mentioned.]
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/jqqOgItR 673]</span>
| Liberty Belle stabbs Dyna-Man (Hitler) with a broken cosmic rod.
| The Golden Age #4
| James Robinson, Paul Smith
| Patrick O'Duffy
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
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| Kurt Busiek, George Perez  
| Kurt Busiek, George Perez  
| Josh Sinason
| Josh Sinason
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/-2qrNeoT 691]</span>
| Nix Uotan tells Ultraman's corpse that no one fucks with the Judge of All Evil.
| Final Crisis #7
| Grant Morrison, Doug Mahnke
| Peter Swanson
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
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| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter  
| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter  
| Lou Shoemaker
| Lou Shoemaker
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/3Y2Wfv5Q 666]</span>
| Batman gives Joe Chill his gun back and tells him sweet dreams.
| Batman #673
| Grant Morrison, Tony Daniel
| Chris Kizer
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
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| Keith Giffen, Bill Mantlo, Todd McFarlane  
| Keith Giffen, Bill Mantlo, Todd McFarlane  
| Daniel Sylvester
| Daniel Sylvester
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/sZcvp927 684]</span>
| Tippy Toe's Plan B: Giving Squirrel Girl Mjolnir
| The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up The Marvel Universe
| Ryan North, Erica Henderson
| Greg Packnett
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/G-SFen1E 662]</span>
| Bombshell Big Barda beats Nazis to death with another Nazi.
| Harley's Little Black Book #4
| Amanda Conner, Jimmy Palmiotti, William "Billy" Tucci
| CJ Crall
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/xZD-H3KY 654]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/xZD-H3KY 654]</span>
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| Immortal Hulk #47  
| Immortal Hulk #47  
| Al Ewing, Joe Bennett   
| Al Ewing, Joe Bennett   
| Michael Haida
| Michael Heide
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/zhHrY4Dq 703]</span>
| Tombstone spears Spider-Man through a window and into the next issue of the comic.
| Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #58 - 59
| Zeb Wells, John Romita Jr.
| Nick Whelan
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/sZcvp927 684]</span>
| Batman swoops down to fight Leviathan in the Suit of Sorrows and a prototype exoskeleton while hopped up on Man-Bat Serum.
| Batman Inc. Vol. 2 #10
| Grant Morrison, Chris Burnham
| Sean Bell
|}
|}


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* When Magneo was gloating that "the dream is over"
* When Magneo was gloating that "the dream is over"
* Anything from Promethea
* Anything from Promethea
* Anything by Joss Whedon (nobody wants to talk about that guy)

Latest revision as of 18:38, 2 January 2025

In this segment, Matt & Chris take suggestions from listeners of the rawest moments in comics, and, if they are sufficiently raw, place them on a list. What do they mean by Raw? Chris explains:

"Folks, what we are doing with this is we are looking for the rawest moments in comic book history. Now, if you don't know what that means, it's one of those things that's hard to describe because it's a feeling, And it's that feeling, it's that 'oh shit,' like it just got real, it just popped off. Shit is like someone just did something so badass that I need to stand up, take a walk, maybe do a push up or two."

That seems pretty clear, right? But additionally, Chris stated that Judge Dredd saying, "Gaze into the fist of Dredd" as he punches through Judge Fear's head is "archetypically raw."

If you want to submit your suggestion, send it to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, and if you are a Patreon subscriber, include the line-stepper password. To edit this page, refer to the Google Sheet.

The List

Episode    Description Issue Creators Submitter
697 Skull Knight crashes through the eclipse. Berserk v.13 Kentaro Miura Daniel Sylvester
626 Skurge stands alone at Gjallerbru Thor #362 Walt Simonson Patrick Gertner
682 Magneto vs. Tarn / Sunspot vs. Iska X-Men Red #3 Al Ewing, Stefano Casselli Lou Shoemaker
673 Batman digs his way out of his own grave Batman #681 Grant Morrison, Tony Daniel Ryan Bielik
691 The Golden Age Human Torch murders Hitler and Hitler's a real fuckin' crybaby about it Young Men #24 Hank Chapman, Russ Heath, Carl Burgos Lou Shoemaker
666 "Are you man or fiend from hell?!" Batman #244 Denny O'Neil, Neal Adams J. Gonzo
623 Gordon gives Flass the Baseball Bat Batman #404 Frank Miller, Dave Mazzucchelli Chris (Started at #1)
654 Wolverine saying "You had your chance, now it's MY turn." Uncanny X-Men #132 Chris Claremont, John Byrne Lou Shoemaker
660 "It was a nice piece of work, Kingpin. You shouldn't have signed it." Daredevil #227 Frank Miller, Dave Mazzucchelli Steve Lee
640 Magneto puts the Red Skull in a fuckin' hole Captain America (1963) #367 Mark Gruenwald, Kieron Dwyer Philip Monroe
697 Batman shoots Darkseid with a god bullet. Final Crisis #6 Grant Morrison, JG Jones Chris Kizer
691 Storm stabs Callisto in a damn knife fight. Uncanny X-Men #170 Chris Claremont, Paul Smith Greg Packnett
695 Hellboy snaps off his horns and says "screw you, kill me if you can." Hellboy: Wake the Devil Mike Mignola Patrick O'Duffy
685 Wonder Woman blinds herself with medusa snake venom and wins. Wonder Woman #210 Greg Rucka, Drew Johnson Greg Packnett
684 Trunks whips Frieza's ass in front of Frieza's own dad Dragon Ball Z - Android Saga Akira Toriyama Owen
685 God Doom pulls all of Thanos's bones out. Secret Wars (2015) #8 Jonathan Hickman, Esad Ribic Dan Black
703 Nightcrawler and Wolverine teleport into the sun to beat Mother Mold House of X #4 Jonathan Hickman, Pepe Larraz Kevin McClaine
682 . . . G.I. Joe #21 Larry Hama, Steve Leialoha Scott Hazelwood
? "Gaze into the fist of Dredd!" Judge Death Lives John Wagner, Brian Bolland Ian Muir & Patrick O'Duffy
673 Son Goku punches a god damned hole through Demon King Piccolo's torso Dragon Ball ch. 168 Akira Toriyama Rocket Wetzel
684 Thor hits the Midgard Serpent so hard that he breaks every bone in his own fucking body Thor #380 Walt Simonson, Sal Buscema Rocket Wetzel
673 Batman fucks up the mayor's dinner and puts a cloche down on a flaming dessert. Batman #405 Frank Miller, Dave Mazzucchelli Brad Ellison
685 Nova punches Annihilus in his face and pulls his guts out. Annihlation #6 Keith Giffen, Andrea DeVito Ryan Bielik
697 KGBeast cuts his own damn hand off like an absolute freak. Batman #419 Jim Starlin, Jim Aparo Scott Medlock
666 Anton Arcane finds out how long he's been in hell. Swamp Thing Annual #2 Alan Moore, Steve Bisette Mike Sterling
649 "You better fight like hell." Preacher #64 Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon Brad Ellison
626 Balder takes up the sword (and confronts Loki) Thor #344 Walt Simonson Lucas Brown
662 Taaia faces "impossible odds -- and impossible gods!" to become the Phoenix Defenders Beyond #2 Al Ewing, Javier Rodriguez Isabel
660 Batman tuns a mud pit into an operating table. The Dark Knight Returns #2 Frank Miller Chris Kizer
662 "I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me." Watchmen #6 Alan Moore, Dave Gibbons David Wood
666 Dr. Doom gives Dr. Strange a gizmo as part of a secret plan to beat the devil. Dr. Strange and Dr. Doom: Triumph and Torment Roger Stern, Mike Mignola Derek Allen
631 Captain UK annihilates the Fury Mighty World of Marvel #12 Alan Moore, Alan Davis Kevin Maroney
640 Spider-Man lifts a heavy thing, escapes Doc Ock's underwater base Amazing Spider-Man (1963) Stan Lee, Steve Ditko Scott Hazelwood
649 Cobra Sun and Lona Steelrose hit the Steel Sunrise on God and make Him bleed. Do a Powerbomb #7 Daniel Warren Johnson Stephen Wilcox
666 Constantine makes the devil drink holy water. Hellblazer #42 Garth Ennis, Will Simpson Maggie Robothem
682 Dr. Doom completely sons the Purple Man. West Coast Avengers: Emperor Doom David Michelinie, Bob Hall Robert Headley
623 Thanos asks Ben Grimm what time it is. Siege (2015) #4 Kieron Gillen, Felipe Andrade Harry J.
637 Cobra Sun pulls out the plunder. Do a Powerbomb #4 Daniel Warren Johnson David LaRoss
626 Mr. Miracle stabs Darkseid to death with a knife made of god blood. Mister Miracle #12 Tom King, Mitch Gerads Chris Kizer
? Gohan goes Super Saiyan 2 Dragon Ball Z - Cell Saga Akira Toriyama Daniel Sylvester
631 Batman vs. Prometheus, Round 2 JLA (1997) #38 Grant Morrison, Howard Porter Tim Stevens
660 Jesse Custer fights Jody Preacher #12 Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon Kevin McClaine
695 Instead, I will simply... BREAK YOU. Batman #497 Doug Moench, Jim Aparo Isobel
662 "Here is your hero. Your protector. Take him and bury him." Detective Comics #664 Chuck Dixon, Graham Nolan Patrick O'Duffy
? Magneto fatally attracts Wolverine's adamantium out of his body X-Men (1991) #25 Fabian Nicieza, Andy Kubert Ted Anderson
702 Diamondback gets revenge on Snapdragon by drowning her in a fountain Captain America (1963) #413 Mark Gruenwald, Rik Levins Jolene
703 Scrooge flips out and fights all the animals in the Transvaal Uncle Scrooge Don Rosa David from Norway
702 Bruce Wayne beats the dogshit out of three Nazis in prison. Batman #599 Ed Brubaker, Scott McDaniel Ryan Clark
685 Gesicht shoots a rocket out of the air because he can't shoot the dude. Pluto vol. 5 Naoki Urasawa Patrick O'Duffy
691 American Barbarian wants R-E-V-E-N-G-E-!-!-! American Barbarian OGN Tom Scioli Nick Whelan
666 "I'm surprised the Son of Satan forgot what they did to the Son of God." Batman #666 Grant Morrison, Andy Kubert Kevin Mayo
649 Ghost Rider beats the Deacon to death with the Bible Ghost Rider #25 Jason Aaron, Tan Eng Huat Ryan Clark
637 Batman to Martians: "Ready when you are." JLA (1997) #3 Grant Morrison, Howard Porter Patrick O'Duffy
666 Doctor Strange sends a man to Hell and then tells Johnny Storm that God and the Devil are the same thing and there is no Heaven because it's all just hell. Marvel Team-Up #25 Gerry Conway, Sal Buscema CJ Crall
695 Dr. Doom steals the Beyonder's power Secret Wars #10 Jim Shooter, Mike Zeck Ted Anderson
640 Ghost Rider rides Thor's hammer and kicks him in the face with his motorcycle Avengers (1963) #214 Jim Shooter, Bob Hall David Wood
623 Lockheed rips out Sebastian Shaw's fucking eye and spits it in a fire Marauders #16 Gerry Dugan, Stefano Caselli Charles Arthur
644 Sparky the Good Dog drives a car into a cop Dead of Winter #4 Kyle Starks, Gabo Bautista Philip Neff
702 Hulk tells Black Bolt he didn't come to the moon for a whisper. World War Hulk #1 Greg Pak, John Romita Jr. Sean Bell
673 Punisher klang-klang-klang-klang-klang-skwitches Dr. Doom Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe Garth Ennis, Doug Braithwaite Sean Bell
637 Jetman tells Smax "Break her fucking neck, son." Top Ten #10 Alan Moore, Gene Ha, Zander Cannon Tim Maytom
631 Daredevil declares himself Kingpin Daredevil (1998) #50 Brian Bendis, Alex Maleev Ryan Clark
637 Moon Knight makes sure Man-Mountain Marko won't see his daughter. Devil's Reign: Moon Knight Jed MacKay, Frederico Sabbatini Martin
644 THE "GLORY BOAT!!" New Gods #6 Jack Kirby Nick Whalen
623 Phantom Lady throws a fencing sword through a man. Police Comics #21 Frank Borth Jolene
637 Luffy gives Nami his hat, goes to fight Arlong One Piece Ch. 81 Eiichiro Oda Robert Headley
637 Professor X puts Sabretooth in a hole. House of X #6 Jonathan Hickman, Pepe Larraz Ryan Clark
666 Hellboy beats the Crooked Man to death with a blessed shovel. Hellboy: The Crooked Man #3 Mike Mignola, Richard Case Brad Ellison
666 John Constantine tricks three devils into saving his life. Hellblazer #45 Garth Ennis, Will Simpson Patrick O'Duffy
703 The Champion didn't beat the Thing. He'll never beat the Thing. Marvel Two-In-One Annual #7 Tom DeFalco, Ron Frenz Patrick O'Duffy
644 Catwoman whips Prometheus right in the beanbag JLA #17 Grant Morrison, Arnie Jorgensen Jolene
644 Captain America grows to kaiju size to fight Kang, who is a miserable little jacked-up tin Hitler Avengers (1998) #52 Kurt Busiek, Ivan Reis, Kieron Dwyer Andrew Goldberg
666 Etrigan deconsecrates a church. Hitman #19 Garth Ennis, John McCrea Jolene
660 "To me, my Galactus" Fantastic Four #604 Jonathan Hickman, Steve Epting [Not mentioned.]
673 Liberty Belle stabbs Dyna-Man (Hitler) with a broken cosmic rod. The Golden Age #4 James Robinson, Paul Smith Patrick O'Duffy
623 Ikari tells Daredevil "Try the Red One." Daredevil (2011) #25 Mark Waid, Chris Samnee Seth Finklestein
623 The Avengers have words with Ultron. Avengers (1998) #23 Kurt Busiek, George Perez Josh Sinason
691 Nix Uotan tells Ultraman's corpse that no one fucks with the Judge of All Evil. Final Crisis #7 Grant Morrison, Doug Mahnke Peter Swanson
631 Aztek sacrifices himself to blow up Mageddon JLA (1997) #41 Grant Morrison, Howard Porter Lou Shoemaker
666 Batman gives Joe Chill his gun back and tells him sweet dreams. Batman #673 Grant Morrison, Tony Daniel Chris Kizer
649 EARTH TO INVADERS: DROP DEAD! Invasion! #1 Keith Giffen, Bill Mantlo, Todd McFarlane Daniel Sylvester
684 Tippy Toe's Plan B: Giving Squirrel Girl Mjolnir The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up The Marvel Universe Ryan North, Erica Henderson Greg Packnett
662 Bombshell Big Barda beats Nazis to death with another Nazi. Harley's Little Black Book #4 Amanda Conner, Jimmy Palmiotti, William "Billy" Tucci CJ Crall
654 Punisher shoots a 100 year-old man in the face at his own birthday party. Punisher (2004) #1 Garth Ennis, Lewis Larossa Brad Ellison
644 Hulk throws Blade (who cannot turn into a bat) up in the air Immortal Hulk #47 Al Ewing, Joe Bennett Michael Heide
703 Tombstone spears Spider-Man through a window and into the next issue of the comic. Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #58 - 59 Zeb Wells, John Romita Jr. Nick Whelan
684 Batman swoops down to fight Leviathan in the Suit of Sorrows and a prototype exoskeleton while hopped up on Man-Bat Serum. Batman Inc. Vol. 2 #10 Grant Morrison, Chris Burnham Sean Bell

Disqualified for Inadequate Rawness

Merely to prevent duplicate submissions, or encourage controversy in the fanbase:

  • Gunfire turns a locomotive into a cannon to shoot a kaiju
  • The time Curt Conners ate that boy?
  • Magneto rips Apocalypse apart in X-Men Omega
  • The time the Thing was "too stupid… and ugly… ta know when to quit!" (specifically to the Champion)
  • When Magneo was gloating that "the dream is over"
  • Anything from Promethea
  • Anything by Joss Whedon (nobody wants to talk about that guy)
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