Santa Plots and I to X of Swords: Difference between pages

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Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview segment in which Chris and Matt rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:

Two matched swords are one sword
Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
Don't bother sending in alternates

Submissions should be sent to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the Patreon.

Rated Swords

Episode	Name	Origin	Rating	Submitter
717	Bat'leth	Star Trek	III	Chris
719	Crissaegrim	Castlevania	X	David LaRoss
717	Dragonslayer	Berserk	X	Matt
717	God Killer	DC Comics	II	Matt
719	Moonlight Greatsword	Bloodborne	IX	Ryan Bielik
719	Six Fingered Sword	The Princess Bride	VIII	Brad Lathspell
717	Master Sword (Twilight Princess)	The Legend of Zelda	X	Chris
717	Z-Sword	Dragon Ball Z	II	Matt

Disqualifications

Wolverine's Adamantium Claws

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-In the 2023 Christmas Special, [https://zencastr.com/z/MmMi5Z-l A-Santa-sin Nation], [[Chris Sims|Chris]], [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]], [[Matt Fraction|Fraction]] and [https://www.kylestarks.com Kyle Starks] each came up with a number of possible assassins and plots to take down Santa, based on Fraction's continual denying of the premise of [[Every Santa Ever]] in 2022.
+Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview [[Segments|segment]] in which [[Chris Sims|Chris]] and [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]] rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:
-==Assassins==
+* Two matched swords are one sword
+* Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
+* A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
+* Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
+* Don't bother sending in alternates
-Starks:
+Submissions should be sent to [mailto:warrocketpodcast@gmail.com?subject=I%20to%20X%20of%20Swords%20Submission warrocketpodcast@gmail.com], one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the [https://www.patreon.com/WarRocketAjax Patreon].
-* The Saint of Killers
-* Deku from My Hero Academia
-* Professional Wrester Ming AKA Haku
-Matt Wilson:
+==Rated Swords==
-* Agent 47 (Hitman Hitman)
+{| class="wikitable plainrowheaders" style="vertical-align: top;" border="1"
-* Elektra Natchios
+|-
-* Deadshot
+! scope="col" | Episode&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
+! scope="col" | Name
+! scope="col" | Origin
+! scope="col" | Rating
+! scope="col" | Submitter
+|-
+| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
+| [https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bat%27leth Bat'leth]
+| Star Trek
+| III
+| [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
+|-
+| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
+| [https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Valmanway#Castlevania:_Symphony_of_the_Night Crissaegrim]
+| Castlevania
+| X
+| David LaRoss
+|-
+| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
+| [https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Slayer Dragonslayer]
+| Berserk
+| X
+| [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]]
+|-
+| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
+| [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/God_Killer_(sword) God Killer]
+| DC Comics
+| II
+| [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]]
+|-
+| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
+| [https://bloodborne.fandom.com/wiki/Holy_Moonlight_Sword Moonlight Greatsword]
+| Bloodborne
+| IX
+| Ryan Bielik
+|-
+| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
+| [https://princessbride.fandom.com/wiki/Tyrone_Rugen#Biography Six Fingered Sword]
+| The Princess Bride
+| VIII
+| Brad Lathspell
+|-
+| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
+| [https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Master_Sword Master Sword] (Twilight Princess)
+| The Legend of Zelda
+| X
+| [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
+|-
+| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
+| [https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Z_Sword Z-Sword]
+| Dragon Ball Z
+| II
+| [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]]
+|}
-Chris Sims:
+==Disqualifications==
-* Vegeta
+* Wolverine's Adamantium Claws
-* Post-Invasion Paranoid Heel Stone Cold Steve Austin circa 2001
-* Former Detroit Piston Bill Laimibeer from Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Basketball for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System
-Matt Fraction:
-* Omar Little from the Wire
-* The Electric Eliminators from the Warriors
-* Professor Jerry Hathaway from Real Genius
-* Darkseid
-* Stuntman Mike (Specifically to fight Santa Chronicles Santa)
-* Yuk Mouth (Scatman Crothers) from the Bod Squad
-* El Guapo from The Three Amigos
-* Aldo from Battle for the Planet of the Apes, played by Claud Akins
-* Cops
-* <s>Adult Onset Diabetes</s>
-* Kyle Starks