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The Great Indoor Fight is the after-interview segment for 2021. Listeners can submit a single character to [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]] and [[Chris Sims|Chris]] via [mailto:warrockettpod@gmail.com email], hopefully not Galactus or Spider-Man. In each installment, they pair up two characters and decide who would win in a fight.
Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview [[Segments|segment]] in which [[Chris Sims|Chris]] and [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]] rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:


== Fights ==
* Two matched swords are one sword
{| class="wikitable plainrowheaders" style="vertical-align: top;" border="1"
* Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
|-
* A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
! scope="col" | Episode
* Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
! colspan="2" scope="col" | Combatants & Submitters
* Don't bother sending in alternates
! scope="col" | Winner
 
|-
Submissions should be sent to [mailto:warrocketpodcast@gmail.com?subject=I%20to%20X%20of%20Swords%20Submission warrocketpodcast@gmail.com], one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the [https://www.patreon.com/WarRocketAjax Patreon].
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-531-year-of-the-adversary-f-michael-sweater 531]
 
| '''Snowflame''' - Charles Arthur
==Rated Swords==
| '''Nancy Ritz''' - Chris Conners
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="vertical-align: top;" border="1"
! Nancy Ritz
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-533-the-blank-slate-f-robert-venditti 533]
| '''Gonzo''' - Lucas Brown
| '''Chance Boudreaux''' - Tim Pasco
! Chance
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-536-don-gonzo-f-j-gonzo 536]
| '''The Kid (Purple Rain)''' - Lou Shoemaker
| '''Phoenix Buchanan''' - Harry Jenkinson
! The Kid
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-536-don-gonzo-f-j-gonzo 536]
| '''Spiders-Man''' - Michael Nicholai
| '''Composite Superman''' - CJ Krall
! Composite Superman
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-537-march-mayhem 537]
| '''Jesus Christ (Marvel 616)''' - Isobel M.
| '''Death's Head I''' - Joshua Golden
! Death's Head I*
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-537-march-mayhem 537]
| '''Taako the Wizard''' - Ian Chambers
| '''Claudette and Nicole St. Croix''' - Kira Gecko
! Taako
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-537-march-mayhem 537]
| '''Inspector Jackie''' - Steve Lee.
| '''Captain Planet''' - RocketWetzel
! Captain Planet
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-537-march-mayhem 537]
! scope="col" | Episode      
| '''Gentaro Kisaragi (Kamen Rider Fourze)''' - Austen Wilden
! scope="col" | Name
| '''Godzilla in a Trenchcoat''' - Isobel M.
! scope="col" | Origin
! Kamen Rider Fourze
! scope="col" | Rating
! scope="col" | Submitter
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-540-win-win-fkyle-starks 540]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| '''Rom: Spaceknight''' - Michael Kostaiva
| [https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Valmanway#Castlevania:_Symphony_of_the_Night All-Black the Necrosword]
| '''The Undertaker''' - Robert Hedly
| Marvel Comics
! Rom: Spaceknight
| IV
| Isobel
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-542-eight-days-behind-f-chip-zdarsky 542]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| '''Punisher (with a Bazooka)''' - O.W. Hobbes
| [https://conan.fandom.com/wiki/Atlantean_Sword Atlantean Longsword]
| '''Gomez Addams''' - Josh Senesen
| Conan the Barbarian
! Punisher (with a Bazooka)
| VII
| David Wynne
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-545-shonen-jump-maneuver-f-end-and-sheda-of-ghostfruits 545]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| '''Dangeresque''' - Joshua Golden
| [https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bat%27leth Bat'leth]
| '''Armus (the tar monster made of evil)''' - David Wood
| Star Trek
! Dangeresque
| III
| [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-545-shonen-jump-maneuver-f-end-and-sheda-of-ghostfruits 545]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| '''Batwoman (Kathy Webb-Kane)''' - JoLene
| [https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Valmanway#Castlevania:_Symphony_of_the_Night Crissaegrim]
| '''Grimtooth''' - Nathan Winkleman
| Castlevania
! Grimtooth
| X
| David LaRoss
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-546-more-like-sorry-man 546]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| '''Solaris the Tyrant Sun''' - Tim Maytom
| [https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Slayer Dragonslayer]
| '''The Prisoner (Patrick McGoohan)''' - Chris Kiser
| Berserk
! Solaris
| X
| [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]]
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-546-more-like-sorry-man 546]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| '''Saurumon the Many Colored''' - Jeff Wickstrom
| [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/God_Killer_(sword) God Killer]
| '''Sing (Kung Fu Hustle)''' - Hubert Vigila
| DC Comics
! Sing
| II
| Matt
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-546-more-like-sorry-man 546]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| '''James "Jimmy" Gatz aka Jay Gatsby''' - B. Thomas Johnson
| [https://chrono.fandom.com/wiki/Masamune_(weapon) Masamune]
| '''Marvin the Paranoid Android''' - Rick Heinechin
| Chrono Trigger
! Marvin
| IX
| Patrick Geartner
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-546-more-like-sorry-man 546]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| '''Daria''' - Matt Robothum
| [https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Master_Sword Master Sword] (Twilight Princess)
| '''Ray Smuckles''' - Joe Bortner
| The Legend of Zelda
! Ray Smuckles
| X
| Chris
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-546-more-like-sorry-man 546]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| '''Murderbot (Martha Wells' Murderbot Diaries)''' - Andy Smith
| [https://bloodborne.fandom.com/wiki/Holy_Moonlight_Sword Moonlight Greatsword]
| '''Mephisto''' - Dan Black
| Bloodborne
! Murderbot
| IX
| Ryan Bielik
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-546-more-like-sorry-man 546]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| '''Hobbes the Tiger''' - David Wynn
| [https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Narsil Narsil]
| '''Dr. Mrs. The Monarch''' - Jill C.
| Lord of the Rings
! Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
| VI
| Dan Black
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-546-more-like-sorry-man 546]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| '''Whirl (IDW Transformers)''' - Glenn Quigley
| [https://www.royalcourt.no/artikkel.html?tid=29283&sek=27318 Norwegian Sword of State]
| '''Harrowhark "Harrow" Nonagesimus''' - Anthony Margota
| Norway
! Harrowhark "Harrow" Nonagesimus
| VII
| Sam
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-546-more-like-sorry-man 546]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| '''The Phantom of the Paradise''' - Bob Cairnes
| [https://bloodborne.fandom.com/wiki/Reiterpallasch Reiterpallasch]
| '''Shelved\Disqualified due to unfamiliarity with the character.
| Bloodborne
! n\a
| V
| Matthew Schultz
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-546-more-like-sorry-man 546]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| '''Elliot (Leverage)''' - Jeff Holland
| [https://princessbride.fandom.com/wiki/Tyrone_Rugen#Biography Six Fingered Sword]
| '''America Chavez''' - So So Tsundere
| The Princess Bride
! America Chavez
| VIII
| Brad Lathspell
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-550-in-the-scene-f-dave-baker-and-nicole-goux 550]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| '''Mr. Six (Six Flags dancing man)''' - Seth Finklestein
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Soulsword Soulsword]
| '''Super Mario Mario''' - Isobel M.
| X-Men
! Super Mario Mario
| VIII
| Margot
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-553-samurai-swords-and-suplexes-f-james-lawrence 553]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| '''Minoru Suzuki''' - Kevin Chiat
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Twilight_Sword_(Surtur) Twilght]
| '''Frederick Loren (Vincent Price)''' - Andrew Curl
| Thor
! Minoru Suzuki
| VIII
| Scott Hazelwood
|-
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-557-spongebob-squaremonster-man-great-indoor-fight-special 557]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| '''Samus Aran''' -  Maddie Parker
| [https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Z_Sword Z-Sword]
| '''James Moriarty (TNG)''' -  Greg Packnett
| Dragon Ball Z
! Samus Aran
| II
|-
| Matt
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-557-spongebob-squaremonster-man-great-indoor-fight-special 557]
| '''Doctor Victor Von Doom''' - Patrick Geartner
| '''Gideon Nav, cavalier primary to the heir to the House of the Ninth''' - Nick Netzell
! Gideon Nav
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-557-spongebob-squaremonster-man-great-indoor-fight-special 557]
| '''Harry Dresden''' - Josh
| '''Lore (TNG)''' - Anonymous?
! Harry Dresden
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-557-spongebob-squaremonster-man-great-indoor-fight-special 557]
| '''Gozer the Destructor''' -  Rocket Wetzel
| '''Handsome Squidward''' - Andrew MacAllum
! Gozer the Destructor
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-557-spongebob-squaremonster-man-great-indoor-fight-special 557]
| '''Master Hand (Smash Bros.)''' - James Harmon
| '''Meadow the Tabaxi Monk''' - Patrick O'Duffy
! Meadow
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-563-breaking-the-elf-ceiling-f-geoffrey-golden 563]
| '''Heathcliff, the dadaist cast''' -  Maddie Parker
| '''Lt. [Frank] Columbo''' -  Dylan Burnett
! Heathcliff
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-565-from-the-producers-of-spooky-buddies-f-rank-and-vile 565]
| '''Elric of Melniboné''' - Nathaniel Winkleman
| '''[[Bits|Bobby Bad Ideas]]''' -  Andrew Heizel
! Elric, wielding the Sword of Bad Ideas
|-
| [https://warrocketajax.libsyn.com/episode-570-low-stress-low-stakes-f-imaginary-friends-games 570]
| '''Santa Claus (Christmas Chronicles)''' - David Wood
| '''Miss Piggy''' - Josh Sinnison
! Miss Piggy
|}
|}


== Fight Bracket ==
==Disqualifications==
[[File:Great Indoor Fight.jpg|options|caption]]
Posted merely to prevent people from submitting the same items and as examples of what isn't a sword for the purposes of the list.
 
* Wolverine's Adamantium Claws

Revision as of 09:48, 29 April 2025

Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview segment in which Chris and Matt rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:

  • Two matched swords are one sword
  • Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
  • A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
  • Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
  • Don't bother sending in alternates

Submissions should be sent to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the Patreon.

Rated Swords

Episode       Name Origin Rating Submitter
719 All-Black the Necrosword Marvel Comics IV Isobel
721 Atlantean Longsword Conan the Barbarian VII David Wynne
717 Bat'leth Star Trek III Chris
719 Crissaegrim Castlevania X David LaRoss
717 Dragonslayer Berserk X Matt
717 God Killer DC Comics II Matt
721 Masamune Chrono Trigger IX Patrick Geartner
717 Master Sword (Twilight Princess) The Legend of Zelda X Chris
719 Moonlight Greatsword Bloodborne IX Ryan Bielik
719 Narsil Lord of the Rings VI Dan Black
721 Norwegian Sword of State Norway VII Sam
721 Reiterpallasch Bloodborne V Matthew Schultz
719 Six Fingered Sword The Princess Bride VIII Brad Lathspell
721 Soulsword X-Men VIII Margot
721 Twilght Thor VIII Scott Hazelwood
717 Z-Sword Dragon Ball Z II Matt

Disqualifications

Posted merely to prevent people from submitting the same items and as examples of what isn't a sword for the purposes of the list.

  • Wolverine's Adamantium Claws
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