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* A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
* A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
* Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
* Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
* Don't bother sending in alternates
* Send a backup if you think that Matt and Chris might not know your sword, but if your primary submission isn't a sword, your backup won't be used


Submissions should be sent to [mailto:warrocketpodcast@gmail.com?subject=I%20to%20X%20of%20Swords%20Submission warrocketpodcast@gmail.com], one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the [https://www.patreon.com/WarRocketAjax Patreon].
Much like the [[Every Story Ever|Every Story Ever list]], the ratings are carved in stone and cannot be changed ([[Every Story Ever#maximumcarnage|ahem]]). However, if the hosts are too unfamiliar with the sword you submit to understand its vibes, they may ask for more information and suspend ranking until you provide more information.
 
Submissions should be sent to [mailto:warrocketpodcast@gmail.com?subject=I%20to%20X%20of%20Swords%20Submission warrocketpodcast@gmail.com], one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the [https://www.patreon.com/WarRocketAjax Patreon] at the $15 level.
 
Do not confuse this segment with [[I to X of S-Words]].


==Rated Swords==
==Rated Swords==
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When updating the wiki, please consult [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/142xOuyl4gN0rd7gcaTSsc03KsnhYIZLQg7KkwNWUcWg/edit?gid=0#gid=0 Chris's Swordsheet].
 
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|-
|-
! scope="col" | Episode      
! scope="col" | Episode      
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|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| [https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Valmanway#Castlevania:_Symphony_of_the_Night All-Black the Necrosword]
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/All-Black_(Symbiote)_(Earth-616) All-Black the Necrosword]
| Marvel Comics
| Marvel Comics
| {{Sort Roman|IV}}
| IV
| Isobel
| Isobel
|-
|-
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| [https://conan.fandom.com/wiki/Atlantean_Sword Atlantean Longsword]
| [https://conan.fandom.com/wiki/Atlantean_Sword Atlantean Longsword]
| Conan the Barbarian
| Conan the Barbarian
| {{Sort Roman|VII}}
| VII
| David Wynne
| David Wynne
|-
|-
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| [https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bat%27leth Bat'leth]
| [https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bat%27leth Bat'leth]
| Star Trek
| Star Trek
| {{Sort Roman|III}}
| III
| [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
| [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4eWrIRu1 731]
| [https://theadventurezone.fandom.com/wiki/Beacon Beacon]
| The Adventure Zone: Amnesty
| VI
| Matthew Berneas
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4eWrIRu1 731]
| [https://darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Broken+Straight+Sword Broken Straight Sword]
| Dark Souls
| I
| Charles Arthur
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/cRnQr19q 728]
| [https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Brotherhood_(weapon) Brotherhood]
| Final Fantasy X
| IV
| Ian Sayer
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| [https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Valmanway#Castlevania:_Symphony_of_the_Night Crissaegrim]
| [https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Valmanway#Castlevania:_Symphony_of_the_Night Crissaegrim]
| Castlevania
| Castlevania
| {{Sort Roman|X}}
| X
| David LaRoss
| David LaRoss
|-
|-
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| [https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Slayer Dragonslayer]
| [https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Slayer Dragonslayer]
| Berserk
| Berserk
| {{Sort Roman|X}}
| X
| [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]]
| [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]]
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/cRnQr19q 728]
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Ebony_Blade The Ebony Blade] ([[Every Image Format Ever|more]])
| Marvel Comics
| V
| Jason Ladew
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/cRnQr19q 728]
| [https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor%27s_Sword_(Weapon) The Emperor's Flaming Sword]
| Warhammer 40,000
| VIII
| Patrick
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/God_Killer_(sword) God Killer]
| [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/God_Killer_(sword) God Killer]
| DC Comics
| DC Comics
| {{Sort Roman|II}}
| II
| Matt
| Matt
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/cRnQr19q 728]
| [https://oots.fandom.com/wiki/Greenhilt_Sword The Greenhilt Sword]
| Order of the Stick
| V
| Devin McCullen
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4eWrIRu1 731]
| [https://delicious-in-dungeon.fandom.com/wiki/Kensuke Kensuke]
| Delicious in Dungeon
| VI
| Ted Anderson
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/ycM8u3Hi 725]
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Fleur_du_Mal La Fleur du Mal]
| Marvel Comics
| VII
| Kate Bishop
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| [https://chrono.fandom.com/wiki/Masamune_(weapon) Masamune]
| [https://chrono.fandom.com/wiki/Masamune_(weapon) Masamune]
| Chrono Trigger
| Chrono Trigger
| {{Sort Roman|IX}}
| IX
| Patrick Geartner
| Patrick Geartner
|-
|-
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| [https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Master_Sword Master Sword] (Twilight Princess)
| [https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Master_Sword Master Sword] (Twilight Princess)
| The Legend of Zelda
| The Legend of Zelda
| {{Sort Roman|X}}
| X
| Chris
| Chris
|-
|-
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| [https://bloodborne.fandom.com/wiki/Holy_Moonlight_Sword Moonlight Greatsword]
| [https://bloodborne.fandom.com/wiki/Holy_Moonlight_Sword Moonlight Greatsword]
| Bloodborne
| Bloodborne
| {{Sort Roman|IX}}
| IX
| Ryan Bielik
| Ryan Bielik
|-
|-
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| [https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Narsil Narsil]
| [https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Narsil Narsil]
| Lord of the Rings
| Lord of the Rings
| {{Sort Roman|VI}}
| VI
| Dan Black
| Dan Black
|-
|-
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| [https://www.royalcourt.no/artikkel.html?tid=29283&sek=27318 Norwegian Sword of State]
| [https://www.royalcourt.no/artikkel.html?tid=29283&sek=27318 Norwegian Sword of State]
| Norway
| Norway
| {{Sort Roman|VII}}
| VII
|  
| Sam Rutzick
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| [https://bloodborne.fandom.com/wiki/Reiterpallasch Reiterpallasch]
| [https://bloodborne.fandom.com/wiki/Reiterpallasch Reiterpallasch]
| Bloodborne
| Bloodborne
| {{Sort Roman|V}}
| V
| Matthew Schultz
| Matthew Schultz
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4eWrIRu1 731]
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Shatterstar%27s_Swords Shatterstar's Swords]
| X-Force
| VI
| Michael Tapper
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/ycM8u3Hi 725]
| [https://rogerrabbit.fandom.com/wiki/Singing_Sword The Singing Sword]
| Who Framed Roger Rabbit
| III
| David from Norway
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| [https://princessbride.fandom.com/wiki/Tyrone_Rugen#Biography Six Fingered Sword]
| [https://princessbride.fandom.com/wiki/Tyrone_Rugen#Biography Six Fingered Sword]
| The Princess Bride
| The Princess Bride
| {{Sort Roman|VIII}}
| VIII
| Brad Lathspell
| Brad Lathspell
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4eWrIRu1 731]
| [https://avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Sokka%27s_sword Sokka's Sword]
| Avatar: The Last Airbender
| IX
| J. Gonzo
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Soulsword Soulsword]
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Soulsword Soulsword]
| X-Men
| X-Men
| {{Sort Roman|VIII}}
| VIII
| Margot
| Margot
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/ycM8u3Hi 725]
| [https://imagecomics.fandom.com/wiki/Sword_of_the_Spirit Spawn's Sword]
| Spawn
| VI
| CJ Kral
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/cRnQr19q 728]
| [https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VIII_weapons#Squall's_gunblades Squall's Gunblade]
| Final Fantasy VIII
| VII
| Neil Hershberger
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/ycM8u3Hi 725]
| [https://stormbringer.fandom.com/wiki/Stormbringer Stormbringer]
| Elric of Melniboné
| IX
| Tim Barnett
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4eWrIRu1 731]
| [https://thundercats.fandom.com/wiki/Sword_of_Omens The Sword of Omens]
| Thundercats
| IX
| Kevin walker
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4eWrIRu1 731]
| [https://he-man.fandom.com/wiki/Sword_of_Protection The Sword of Protection]
| She-Ra: Princess of Power
| IV
| Thomas Foss
|-
|-
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Twilight_Sword_(Surtur) Twilght]
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Twilight_Sword_(Surtur) Twilght]
| Thor
| Thor
| {{Sort Roman|VIII}}
| VIII
| Scott Hazelwood
| Scott Hazelwood
|-
|-
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| [https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Z_Sword Z-Sword]
| [https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Z_Sword Z-Sword]
| Dragon Ball Z
| Dragon Ball Z
| {{Sort Roman|II}}
| II
| Matt
| Matt
|}
|}
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Posted merely to prevent people from submitting the same items and as examples of what isn't a sword for the purposes of the list.
Posted merely to prevent people from submitting the same items and as examples of what isn't a sword for the purposes of the list.


* Wolverine's Adamantium Claws
* Wolverine's Adamantium '''Claws'''
* Green Ranger's Dragon '''Dagger'''
* [https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7061198-vapor-blade?store_id=134775 Vapor Blade]

Latest revision as of 13:40, 23 July 2025

Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview segment in which Chris and Matt rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:

  • Two matched swords are one sword
  • Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
  • A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
  • Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
  • Send a backup if you think that Matt and Chris might not know your sword, but if your primary submission isn't a sword, your backup won't be used

Much like the Every Story Ever list, the ratings are carved in stone and cannot be changed (ahem). However, if the hosts are too unfamiliar with the sword you submit to understand its vibes, they may ask for more information and suspend ranking until you provide more information.

Submissions should be sent to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the Patreon at the $15 level.

Do not confuse this segment with I to X of S-Words.

Rated Swords

When updating the wiki, please consult Chris's Swordsheet.

Episode       Name Origin Rating Submitter
719 All-Black the Necrosword Marvel Comics IV Isobel
721 Atlantean Longsword Conan the Barbarian VII David Wynne
717 Bat'leth Star Trek III Chris
731 Beacon The Adventure Zone: Amnesty VI Matthew Berneas
731 Broken Straight Sword Dark Souls I Charles Arthur
728 Brotherhood Final Fantasy X IV Ian Sayer
719 Crissaegrim Castlevania X David LaRoss
717 Dragonslayer Berserk X Matt
728 The Ebony Blade (more) Marvel Comics V Jason Ladew
728 The Emperor's Flaming Sword Warhammer 40,000 VIII Patrick
717 God Killer DC Comics II Matt
728 The Greenhilt Sword Order of the Stick V Devin McCullen
731 Kensuke Delicious in Dungeon VI Ted Anderson
725 La Fleur du Mal Marvel Comics VII Kate Bishop
721 Masamune Chrono Trigger IX Patrick Geartner
717 Master Sword (Twilight Princess) The Legend of Zelda X Chris
719 Moonlight Greatsword Bloodborne IX Ryan Bielik
719 Narsil Lord of the Rings VI Dan Black
721 Norwegian Sword of State Norway VII Sam Rutzick
721 Reiterpallasch Bloodborne V Matthew Schultz
731 Shatterstar's Swords X-Force VI Michael Tapper
725 The Singing Sword Who Framed Roger Rabbit III David from Norway
719 Six Fingered Sword The Princess Bride VIII Brad Lathspell
731 Sokka's Sword Avatar: The Last Airbender IX J. Gonzo
721 Soulsword X-Men VIII Margot
725 Spawn's Sword Spawn VI CJ Kral
728 Squall's Gunblade Final Fantasy VIII VII Neil Hershberger
725 Stormbringer Elric of Melniboné IX Tim Barnett
731 The Sword of Omens Thundercats IX Kevin walker
731 The Sword of Protection She-Ra: Princess of Power IV Thomas Foss
721 Twilght Thor VIII Scott Hazelwood
717 Z-Sword Dragon Ball Z II Matt

Disqualifications

Posted merely to prevent people from submitting the same items and as examples of what isn't a sword for the purposes of the list.

  • Wolverine's Adamantium Claws
  • Green Ranger's Dragon Dagger
  • Vapor Blade
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