Gimmick Street Directory

Gimmick Street is a magical place where in days gone by you had to visit in order to sign up for the WRA Patreon, but if you sign up now at the $15 level (or higher), you can join the Gimmick Street Preservation Society and be the one to say that you know what else is on Gimmick Street. Send your submission via a Patreon message, but don’t submit anything offensive or gross.

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Submission Guidelines

• No Nazis on Gimmick Street

Locations

Address	Location
1-68	[unspecified]
69	Chris's childhood home
70-122	[unspecified]
123	Shawn Waltman’s House
124-315	[unspecified]
316	Hell Yeah Construction Company (Where the podcast is recorded, as stated in 708.)
317-419	Internet Cafe
420	Matt's childhood home that is now an Internet Cafe
421-472	Internet Cafe
473	Internet Cafe That Had Been Closed for 50 Years
474-520	Internet Cafe
521	Cursed Internet Cafe That They Shut down after All Those Murders 10 Years Ago
522-565	Internet Cafe
566	Haunted Internet Cafe
567-569	Internet Cafe
570	Furnace Repair Shop
571-572	Internet Cafe
573	HVAC Place
574	Internet Cafe that moves through space and time
575-587	Internet Cafe
588	Public Library
589	Tire Place
590	Dairy Queen
591	Walk-in Clinic
592	Spirit Halloween
593	Gimmick Street Park
594	Roller Bladery
595	Gimmick Street Park
596	Post Office
597	Krispy Kreme
598	A Different Walk-In Clinic with COVID Testing
599	McDonald’s
600	[unspecified]
601-609	The Gimmick Street Bridge (Where Phil Collins saw that guy who saw that guy drown)
610	Internet Cafe
611	Internet Cafe Annex
612	A Haunted House
613	The Creepy Dracula Castle that Chris inherited: Castle Von Gimmicks
614	Convenience Store
615	Hedge Maze
616	616 Gimmick Comic Book Shop
617	[unspecified]
618	[unspecified]
619	Ray Mysterio’s House
620	The Fireworks Stand
621	Kevin Nash’s House
622	Kevin Nash’s Magic Mike Diesel Truck Stop
623	Scott Hall’s Estate
624	Ramon’s Razers
625	Shawn Michael’s House
626	Carmax and a historical marker for Matt’s two Mazda 626s
627	Justin Credible’s House
628	Arby’s
629	Dominik Mysterio’s House
630	Toy Store
631	Adult Toy Store
632	Castle Frankenstein (and possibly 2 houses owned by Steve Austin?)
633	Your local polling place
634	Your local election commission
635	A mailbox? Maybe a post office?
636	An undefined void that might be a portal to Patreon or The Lost Woods
637	The Great Deku Tree
638	The place where a mailbox used to be
639	The birthday cake bakery
640	Chuck E. Cheese - converted to the Gimmick Street AMC Regal Cinemark Multiplex 123 (Now playing: The Flash)
641	The end of the road... for Greunies. (Unofficial)
642	One-Hour Photo to get cherished memories that you can keep for a lifetime
643	Pie Shop from Pushing Daisies
644	Ajax Local 1, the War Rocket Ajax Employees Union
645	T-shirt Printing Place
646	The dispensary
647-648	Water
649	The Island where Master Roshi lives
650	A costume shop
651	It’s gotta be Kane/Cain/Caine/Kayne/Cane
652	Bojangles
653	The Apple Store
654	Panera Bread
655	Spirit Halloween
656	Candy Shop (by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson off the critically acclaimed 2005 sophomore album The Massacre)
657	Spooky Haunted Mansion (in the Haunted Mansion district)
658	GhostBusters™ Headquarters
659	A Disney Store
660	A butcher shop with a turkey as big as Chris
661	A year-round petting zoo with reindeer, but for adults only, but not in a sexual way?
662	The Blockbuster where you can rent Blue Streak, and other movies that Chris and Matt rented as kids.
663	Mount Premise
664	Flash Gordon Memorial Auditorium
665	The ticket booth for the Devil's Tramping Ground
666	The Devil's Tramping Ground (and, according to Episode 566, a Haunted Internet Cafe)
667	Gimmick Street Full Gospel Assembly Independent Non-Denominational Mega-church
668	The Money-changers
669	The Mattress Store that used to be a Hardee's (but really, truly, canonically: the porn store, as god intended)
670	The Public Showers
671	The New Hardee's
672	The Greensboro Coliseum
673	Stamey's Barbecue
674	The Dallas Sportatorium
675	A Headshop
676	A Doctor's Office
677	The Only Ranchos Pet Store that only sells Tarantulas
678	The Canadian Consulate
679	The Nearly-forgotten Gimmick Street Nuclear Power Plant
680	The Day Care for Gimmick Stree Nuclear Power Plant Employees that used to be a "This is not a place of honor" that has an exact replica of the fucked-up playground from Final Fantasy VII/T2: Judgment Day
681	The Vitamin Store
682	The GNC where you get the supplements to bulk up after the irradiated tarantula bites you
683	The hospital where Matt was born
684	The "Hospital" where Matt will die: Alston Bridges BBQ
685	The High School that Matt attended
686	Dix Sporting Goods
687	A mailbox that takes checks or money orders outside the post office where you can get money orders
688	The T-shirt printer
689	A charitable t-shirt store
690	The Batcave
691	Trampoline Laser Tag
692	Showbiz Pizza
693	Putt Putt Course (where Matt went to Second Grade?)
694	Odin Borson Memorial Ballpark, home of the minor league Gimmick Street Goodhats
695	The parking structure for the ballpark
696	Good Tap Sports Bar
697	Matt Fraction Memorial Field, Home of Women's Proffessional Soccer Team, the Gimmick Street Machines
698	Beyond Corporation Arena, Home of the Gimmick Street Curt Connors Lizards (they ate a boy), a 2x2 Basketball Team
699	Gimmick Street Sporting Apparel
700 Lost	Partee Citi - Bank that sells balloons and clown makeup
701	Local Organizers
702	Your favorite charity: a local shelter for food and assistance
703	Pozhar (The Russian Firestorm) Anarchist Bookstore
704	Year-round Christmas tree lot
705	Reindeer stables where they serve mulled Cheerwine
706	Mount Premise
707	Flash Gordon Memorial Auditorium
708	In-N-Out where the winners go after the show
709	Gimmick Street Fire Station
710	Gimmick Street Water Department
711	Wawa
712	Sheetz
713	The British consulate
714	The lamp store
715	Lizzie Duece’s Olde Fashioned English Pie Shoppe (feat. savory and sweet pies)
716	Greggs Sandwich Shoppe
717	A Pharmacy
718	The Sims & Wilson Manor, the boys' haunted ancestral castle.
719	The Krakoan Language Immersion School*
720	Biscuit's Biscuits, a pet food store*
721	Manze’s Pie and Mash Shop*
722	Undetermined, but probably an internet cafe, let's be honest
723	Gimmick Street Branch of Appalachians for Appalachia*
724	The Church with No Front Door in Clairton, West Virginia where Brandy Clark was set to marry Steve Jackson*
725	The Statue of Liberty from the move X-Men (2000) with Magneto's mutation machine inside the torch*
726	"They're All Boss Dogs" Animal Shelter*
727	Gimmick Street Parks and Rec's Rock Skipping Pond*
728	James Buchanan Barnes Memorial Funeral Parlor and Revolving Door Factory*
729	Nadia Van Dyne Memorial(?) Pollinator Garden for Unstoppable Wasps and Other Bugs That Need Heroes*
730	The Gimmick Street First Church of the Fourth World*
731	Intersection with Danny the Street*
732	The hole that Magneto puts people into*
733	A rainy alley, with a discarded Spider-Man costume draped over a trash can*
734	Hard Boiled Investigative Group*
735	A grate leading into the New York City sewer system where Curt Connors did that thing*
736	A statue of Red White and Blue Sting from the Great American Bash 1992*
737	The Diet Coke and Cheez-Its Store*
738	Jim Balent 90s Catwoman statue imported from Six Flags New England*
739	Matt Wilson VTuber Boxing Academy
740	ACLU Gimmick Street Affiliates Offices*
741	Vape or Blade*
742	The Kamurocho Hills Construction Site managed by Majima Construction*
743	The Cross-Time Chris Club*
744	Ajax World Amusement Park
745	Quark’s Bar and Grill, Gaming House and Holo-suite Arcade*
746	KurtConKenTacoHut, the combination KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut locally owned and operated by Kurt Conners*

* Named by the Gimmick Street Preservation Society

Future Locations

In the future it will be revealed that Steve Austin will have three houses at 948 Gimmick Street.