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| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]</span>
| Thor #362
| Skurge stands alone at Gjallerbru
| Skurge the Executioner standing alone at Gjallerbru
| Thor #362  
| Walt Simonson
| Patrick Gertner
| Patrick Gertner
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| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Batman #404
| Gordon gives Flass the Baseball Bat
| Jim Gordon throws Flass the baseball bat
| Batman #404  
| Chris
| Frank Miller, Dave Mazzucchelli
| Chris (Started at #1)
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| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Gfjenw6A 640]</span>
| Magneto puts the Red Skull in a fuckin' hole
| Captain America (1963) #367
| Mark Gruenwald, Kieron Dwyer
| Philip Monroe
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| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| You better fight like hell. 
| Preacher #64
| Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon
| Brad Ellison
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|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]</span>
| Thor #344
| Balder takes up the sword (and confronts Loki)
| When Balder picks up a sword again
| Thor #344  
| Walt Simonson
| Lucas Brown
| Lucas Brown
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| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| Mighty World of Marvel #12: Endgame
| Captain UK annihilates the Fury
| Captain UK rips the Fury into its constituent organs… for 10 minutes.
| Mighty World of Marvel #12  
| Alan Moore, Alan Davis
| Kevin Maroney
| Kevin Maroney
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| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Gfjenw6A 640]</span>
| Spider-Man lifts a heavy thing, escapes Doc Ock's underwater base
| Amazing Spider-Man (1963)
| Stan Lee, Steve Ditko
| Scott Hazelwood
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| Cobra Sun and Lona Steelrose hit the Steel Sunrise on God and make Him bleed.
| Do a Powerbomb #7
| Daniel Warren Johnson
| Stephen Wilcox
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Secret Wars: Siege #4
| Thanos asks Ben Grimm what time it is.
| Thanos asks Ben Grimm what time it is
| Siege (2015) #4
| Kieron Gillen, Felipe Andrade
| Harry J.
| Harry J.
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| Cobra Sun pulls out the plunder.
| Do a Powerbomb #4
| Daniel Warren Johnson
| David LaRoss
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|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/vFz0_doS 626]</span>
| Mister Miracle #11 (2017)
| Mr. Miracle stabs Darkseid to death with a knife made of god blood.
| Mister Miracle stabbing Darkseid in the face with a Fahren-knife made from Orion’s corpse
| Mister Miracle #12
| Tom King, Mitch Gerads
| Chris Kizer
| Chris Kizer
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| JLA #38
| Batman vs. Prometheus, Round 2
| Batman hacks Prometheus’s tech and finishes him off
| JLA (1997) #38  
| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter
| Tim Stevens
| Tim Stevens
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| Ghost Rider beats the Deacon to death with the Bible
| Ghost Rider #25
| Jason Aaron, Tan Eng Huat
| Ryan Clark
|-
| <span class="episode">[]</span>
| Batman to Martians: "Ready when you are."
| JLA (1997) #3
| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter
| Patrick O'Duffy
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Gfjenw6A 640]</span>
| Ghost Rider rides Thor's hammer and kicks him in the face with his motorcycle
| Avengers (1963) #214
| Jim Shooter, Bob Hall
| David Wood
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Marauders #16
| Lockheed rips out Sebastian Shaw's fucking eye and spits it in a fire
| Lockheed bites out Sebastian Shaw’s Eye
| Marauders #16  
| Gerry Dugan, Stefano Caselli
| Charles Arthur
| Charles Arthur
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
| Sparky the Good Dog drives a car into a cop
| Dead of Winter #4
| Kyle Starks, Gabo Bautista
| Philip Neff
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| Jetman tells Smax "Break her fucking neck, son."
| Top Ten #10
| Alan Moore, Gene Ha, Zander Cannon
| Tim Maytom
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| Marvel Knights Daredevil #50
| Daredevil declares himself Kingpin
| Daredevil beats the piss out of - and declares himself - the Kingpin
| Daredevil (1998) #50  
| Brian Bendis, Alex Maleev
| Ryan Clark
| Ryan Clark
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| Moon Knight makes sure Man-Mountain Marko won't see his daughter.
| Devil's Reign: Moon Knight
| Jed MacKay, Frederico Sabbatini
| Martin
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
| THE "GLORY BOAT!!"
| New Gods #6
| Jack Kirby
| Nick Whalen
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Police Comics #21
| Phantom Lady throws a fencing sword through a man.
| Phantom Lady throws fencing sword through a man
| Police Comics #21
| Frank Borth
| Jolene
| Jolene
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| Luffy gives Nami his hat, goes to fight Arlong
| One Piece Ch. 81
| Eiichiro Oda
| Robert Headley
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/hMjj_nId 637]</span>
| Professor X puts Sabretooth in a hole.
| House of X #6
| Jonathan Hickman, Pepe Larraz
| Ryan Clark
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
| Catwoman whips Prometheus right in the beanbag
| JLA #17
| Grant Morrison, Arnie Jorgensen
| Jolene
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
| Captain America grows to kaiju size to fight Kang, who is a miserable little jacked-up tin Hitler
| Avengers (1998) #52
| Kurt Busiek, Ivan Reis, Kieron Dwyer
| Andrew Goldberg
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Daredevil #25  (2011)
| Ikari tells Daredevil "Try the Red One."
| Ikari says “Try the red one.”
| Daredevil (2011) #25
| Mark Waid, Chris Samnee
| Seth Finklestein
| Seth Finklestein
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/ULY3lJfg 623]</span>
| Avengers Vol. 3 #22
| The Avengers have words with Ultron.  
| Thor says “Ultron, we would have words with thee.”
| Avengers (1998) #23
| Kurt Busiek, George Perez
| Josh Sinason
| Josh Sinason
|-
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/Zmlh0FlX 631]</span>
| JLA #41
| Aztek sacrifices himself to blow up Mageddon
| When Aztek says to Superman, ‘for a long time my people have had a weapon designed to stop him - it’s called Aztek.’
| JLA (1997) #41  
| Grant Morrison, Howard Porter
| Lou Shoemaker
| Lou Shoemaker
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/NLRyCV7N 649]</span>
| EARTH TO INVADERS: DROP DEAD!
| Invasion! #1
| Keith Giffen, Bill Mantlo, Todd McFarlane
| Daniel Sylvester
|-
| <span class="episode">[https://zencastr.com/z/KptYXANf 644]</span>
| Hulk throws Blade (who cannot turn into a bat) up in the air
| Immortal Hulk #47
| Al Ewing, Joe Bennett 
| Michael Haida
|}
|}



Revision as of 17:55, 5 September 2023

In this segment, Matt & Chris take suggestions from listeners of the rawest moments in comics, and, if they are sufficiently raw, place them on a list. What do they mean by Raw? Chris explains:

"Folks, what we are doing with this is we are looking for the rawest moments in comic book history. Now, if you don't know what that means, it's one of those things that's hard to describe because it's a feeling, And it's that feeling, it's that 'oh shit,' like it just got real, it just popped off. Shit is like someone just did something so badass that I need to stand up, take a walk, maybe do a push up or two."

That seems pretty clear, right? If you want to submit your suggestion, send it to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, and if you are a Patreon subscriber, include the line-stepper password. To edit this page, refer to the Google Sheet.

The List

Episode Description Issue Creators Submitter
626 Skurge stands alone at Gjallerbru Thor #362 Walt Simonson Patrick Gertner
623 Gordon gives Flass the Baseball Bat Batman #404 Frank Miller, Dave Mazzucchelli Chris (Started at #1)
640 Magneto puts the Red Skull in a fuckin' hole Captain America (1963) #367 Mark Gruenwald, Kieron Dwyer Philip Monroe
649 You better fight like hell. Preacher #64 Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon Brad Ellison
626 Balder takes up the sword (and confronts Loki) Thor #344 Walt Simonson Lucas Brown
631 Captain UK annihilates the Fury Mighty World of Marvel #12 Alan Moore, Alan Davis Kevin Maroney
640 Spider-Man lifts a heavy thing, escapes Doc Ock's underwater base Amazing Spider-Man (1963) Stan Lee, Steve Ditko Scott Hazelwood
649 Cobra Sun and Lona Steelrose hit the Steel Sunrise on God and make Him bleed. Do a Powerbomb #7 Daniel Warren Johnson Stephen Wilcox
623 Thanos asks Ben Grimm what time it is. Siege (2015) #4 Kieron Gillen, Felipe Andrade Harry J.
637 Cobra Sun pulls out the plunder. Do a Powerbomb #4 Daniel Warren Johnson David LaRoss
626 Mr. Miracle stabs Darkseid to death with a knife made of god blood. Mister Miracle #12 Tom King, Mitch Gerads Chris Kizer
631 Batman vs. Prometheus, Round 2 JLA (1997) #38 Grant Morrison, Howard Porter Tim Stevens
649 Ghost Rider beats the Deacon to death with the Bible Ghost Rider #25 Jason Aaron, Tan Eng Huat Ryan Clark
[] Batman to Martians: "Ready when you are." JLA (1997) #3 Grant Morrison, Howard Porter Patrick O'Duffy
640 Ghost Rider rides Thor's hammer and kicks him in the face with his motorcycle Avengers (1963) #214 Jim Shooter, Bob Hall David Wood
623 Lockheed rips out Sebastian Shaw's fucking eye and spits it in a fire Marauders #16 Gerry Dugan, Stefano Caselli Charles Arthur
644 Sparky the Good Dog drives a car into a cop Dead of Winter #4 Kyle Starks, Gabo Bautista Philip Neff
637 Jetman tells Smax "Break her fucking neck, son." Top Ten #10 Alan Moore, Gene Ha, Zander Cannon Tim Maytom
631 Daredevil declares himself Kingpin Daredevil (1998) #50 Brian Bendis, Alex Maleev Ryan Clark
637 Moon Knight makes sure Man-Mountain Marko won't see his daughter. Devil's Reign: Moon Knight Jed MacKay, Frederico Sabbatini Martin
644 THE "GLORY BOAT!!" New Gods #6 Jack Kirby Nick Whalen
623 Phantom Lady throws a fencing sword through a man. Police Comics #21 Frank Borth Jolene
637 Luffy gives Nami his hat, goes to fight Arlong One Piece Ch. 81 Eiichiro Oda Robert Headley
637 Professor X puts Sabretooth in a hole. House of X #6 Jonathan Hickman, Pepe Larraz Ryan Clark
644 Catwoman whips Prometheus right in the beanbag JLA #17 Grant Morrison, Arnie Jorgensen Jolene
644 Captain America grows to kaiju size to fight Kang, who is a miserable little jacked-up tin Hitler Avengers (1998) #52 Kurt Busiek, Ivan Reis, Kieron Dwyer Andrew Goldberg
623 Ikari tells Daredevil "Try the Red One." Daredevil (2011) #25 Mark Waid, Chris Samnee Seth Finklestein
623 The Avengers have words with Ultron. Avengers (1998) #23 Kurt Busiek, George Perez Josh Sinason
631 Aztek sacrifices himself to blow up Mageddon JLA (1997) #41 Grant Morrison, Howard Porter Lou Shoemaker
649 EARTH TO INVADERS: DROP DEAD! Invasion! #1 Keith Giffen, Bill Mantlo, Todd McFarlane Daniel Sylvester
644 Hulk throws Blade (who cannot turn into a bat) up in the air Immortal Hulk #47 Al Ewing, Joe Bennett Michael Haida

Disqualified for Inadequate Rawness

Merely to prevent duplicate submissions, or encourage controversy in the fanbase:

  • Gunfire turns a locomotive into a cannon to shoot a kaiju
  • The time Curt Conners ate that boy?
  • Magneto rips Apocalypse apart in X-Men Omega
  • The time the Thing was "too stupid… and ugly… ta know when to quit!" (specifically to the Champion)
  • When Magneo was gloating that "the dream is over"
  • Anything from Promethea