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Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview [[Segments|segment]] in which [[Chris Sims|Chris]] and [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]] rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:


Addresses between 123 and 315 are unknown, addresses from 317 to 569 are Internet Cafes.
* Two matched swords are one sword
* Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
* A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
* Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
* Don't bother sending in alternates


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Submissions should be sent to [mailto:warrocketpodcast@gmail.com?subject=I%20to%20X%20of%20Swords%20Submission warrocketpodcast@gmail.com], one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the [https://www.patreon.com/WarRocketAjax Patreon].
! Address !! Location
 
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==Rated Swords==
| 1-68 || [unspecified]
{| class="wikitable plainrowheaders" style="vertical-align: top;" border="1"
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| 69 || [[Chris Sims|Chris's]] childhood home
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| 70-122 || [unspecified]
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| 123 || Shawn Waltman’s House
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| 124-315 || [unspecified]
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| 316 || Hell Yeah Construction Company (Where the podcast is recorded, as stated in 708.)
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| 317-419 || Internet Cafe
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| 420 || [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt's]] childhood home that is now an Internet Cafe
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| 412-569 || Internet Cafe
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| 570 || Furnace Repair Shop
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| 571 || Internet Cafe
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| 572 || Internet Cafe
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| 573 || HVAC Place
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| 574 || Internet Cafe that moves through space and time
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| 575 || Internet Cafe
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| 576 || Internet Cafe
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| 577 || Internet Cafe
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| 578 || Internet Cafe
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| 579 || Internet Cafe
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| 580 || Internet Cafe
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| 581 || Internet Cafe
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| 582 || Internet Cafe
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| 583 || Internet Cafe
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| 584 || Internet Cafe
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| 585 || Internet Cafe
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| 586 || Internet Cafe
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| 587 || Internet Cafe
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| 588 || Public Library
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| 589 || Tire Place
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| 590 || Dairy Queen
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| 591 || Walk-in Clinic
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| 592 || Spirit Halloween
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| 593 || Gimmick Street Park
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| 594 || Roller Bladery
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| 595 || Gimmick Street Park
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| 596 || Post Office
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| 597 || Krispy Kreme
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| 598 || A Different Walk-In Clinic with COVID Testing
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| 599 || McDonald’s
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| 600 || [unspecified]
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| 601 || The Gimmick Street Bridge (Where Phil Collins saw that guy who saw that guy drown)
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| 602 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 603 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 604 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 605 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 606 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 607 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 608 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 609 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
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| 610 || Internet Cafe
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| 611 || Internet Cafe Annex
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| 612 || A Haunted House
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| 613 || The Creepy Dracula Castle that Chris inherited.
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| 614 || Convenience Store
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| 615 || Hedge Maze
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| 616 || 616 Gimmick Comic Book Shop
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| 617 || [unspecified]
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| 618 || [unspecified]
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| 619 || Ray Mysterio’s House
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| 620 || The Fireworks Stand
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| 621 || Kevin Nash’s House
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| 622 || Kevin Nash’s Magic Mike Diesel Truck Stop
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| 623 || Scott Hall’s Estate
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| 624 || Ramon’s Razers
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| 625 || Shawn Michael’s House
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| 626 || Carmax and a historical marker for Matt’s two Mazda 626s
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| 627 || Justin Credible’s House
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| 628 || Arby’s
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| 629 || Dominik Mysterio’s House
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| 630 || Toy Store
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| 631 || Adult Toy Store
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| 632 || Castle Frankenstein (and possibly 2 houses owned by Steve Austin?)
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| 633 || Your local polling place
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| 634 || Your local election commission
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| 635 || A mailbox? Maybe a post office?
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| 636 || An undefined void that might be a portal to Patreon or The Lost Woods
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| 637 || The Great Deku Tree
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| 638 || The place where a mailbox used to be
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| 639 || The birthday cake bakery
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| 640 || Chuck E. Cheese - converted  to the Gimmick Street AMC Regal Cinemark Multiplex 123 (Now playing: The Flash)
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| 641 || The end of the road... for Greunies. (Unofficial)
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| 642 || One-Hour Photo to get cherished memories that you can keep for a lifetime
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| 643 || Pie Shop from Pushing Daisies
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| 644 || Ajax Local 1, the War Rocket Ajax Employees Union
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| 645 || T-shirt Printing Place
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| 646 || The dispensary
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| 647 || Water
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| 648 || Water
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| 649 || The Island where Master Roshi lives
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| 650 || A costume shop
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| 651 || It’s gotta be Kane/Cain/Caine/Kayne/Cane
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| 652 || Bojangles
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| 653 || The Apple Store
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| 654 || Panera Bread
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| 655 || Spirit Halloween
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| 656 || Candy Shop (by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson off the critically acclaimed 2005 sophomore album The Massacre)
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| 657 || Spooky Haunted Mansion (in the Haunted Mansion district)
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| 658 || GhostBusters™ Headquarters
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| 659 || A Disney Store
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| 660 || A butcher shop with a turkey as big as [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
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| 661 || A year-round petting zoo with reindeer, but for adults only, but not in a sexual way?
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| 662 || The Blockbuster where you can rent Blue Streak, and other movies that Chris and Matt rented as kids.
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| 663 || Mount Premise
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| 664 || Flash Gordon Memorial Auditorium
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| 665 || The ticket booth for the Devil's Tramping Ground
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| 666 || The Devil's Tramping Ground
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| 667 || Gimmick Street Full Gospel Assembly Independent Non-Denominational Mega-church
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| 668 || The Money-changers
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| 669 || The Mattress Store that used to be a Hardee's (but really, truly, canonically: the porn store, as god intended)
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| 670 || The Public Showers
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| 671 || The New Hardee's
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| 672 || The Greensboro Coliseum
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| 673 || Stamey's Barbecue
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| 674 || The Dallas Sportatorium
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| 675 || A Headshop
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| 676 || A Doctor's Office
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| 677 || The Only Ranchos Pet Store that only sells Tarantulas
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| 678 || The Canadian Consulate
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| 679 || The Nearly-forgotten Gimmick Street Nuclear Power Plant
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| 680 || The Day Care for Gimmick Stree Nuclear Power Plant Employees that used to be a "This is not a place of honor" that has an exact replica of the fucked-up playground from Final Fantasy VII/T2: Judgment Day
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| 681 || The Vitamin Store
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| 682 || The GNC where you get the supplements to bulk up after the irradiated tarantula bites you
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| 683 || The hospital where Matt was born
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| 684 || The "Hospital" where Matt will die: Alston Bridges BBQ
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| 685 || The High School that Matt attended
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| 686 || Dix Sporting Goods
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| 687 || A mailbox that takes checks or money orders outside the post office where you can get money orders
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| 688 || The T-shirt printer
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| 689 || A charitable t-shirt store
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| 690 || The Batcave
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| 691 || Trampoline Laser Tag
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| 692 || Showbiz Pizza
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| 693 || Putt Putt Course (where Matt went to Second Grade?)
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| 694 || Odin Borson Memorial Ballpark, home of the minor league Gimmick Street Goodhats
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| 695 || The parking structure for the ballpark
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| 696 || Good Tap Sports Bar
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| 697 || Matt Fraction Memorial Field, Home of Women's Proffessional Soccer Team, the Gimmick Street Machines
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| 698 || Beyond Corporation Arena, Home of the Gimmick Street Curt Connors Lizards (they ate a boy), a 2x2 Basketball Team
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| 699 || Gimmick Street Sporting Apparel
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| 700 Lost || Partee Citi - Bank that sells balloons and clown makeup
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| 701 || Local Organizers
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| 702 || Your favorite charity: a local shelter for food and assistance
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| 703 || Pozhar (The Russian Firestorm) Anarchist Bookstore
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| 704 || Year-round Christmas tree lot
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| 705 || Reindeer stables where they serve mulled Cheerwine
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| 706 || Mount Premise
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| 707 || Flash Gordon Memorial Auditorium
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| 708 || In-N-Out where the winners go after the show
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| 709 || Gimmick Street Fire Station
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| 710 || Gimmick Street Water Department
! scope="col" | Episode      
! scope="col" | Name
! scope="col" | Origin
! scope="col" | Rating
! scope="col" | Submitter
|-
|-
| 711 || Wawa
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| [https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bat%27leth Bat'leth]
| Star Trek
| III
| [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
|-
|-
| 712 || Sheetz
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| [https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Valmanway#Castlevania:_Symphony_of_the_Night Crissaegrim]
| Castlevania
| X
| David LaRoss
|-
|-
| 713 || The British consulate
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| [https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Slayer Dragonslayer]
| Berserk
| X
| [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]]
|-
|-
| 714 || The lamp store
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/God_Killer_(sword) God Killer]
| DC Comics
| II
| [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]]
|-
|-
| 715 || Lizzie Duece’s Olde Fashioned English Pie Shoppe (feat. savory and sweet pies)
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| [https://bloodborne.fandom.com/wiki/Holy_Moonlight_Sword Moonlight Greatsword]
| Bloodborne
| IX
| Ryan Bielik
|-
|-
| 716 || Greggs Sandwich Shoppe
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| [https://princessbride.fandom.com/wiki/Tyrone_Rugen#Biography Six Fingered Sword]
| The Princess Bride
| VIII
| Brad Lathspell
|-
|-
| 717 || A Pharmacy
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| [https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Master_Sword Master Sword] (Twilight Princess)
| The Legend of Zelda
| X
| [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
|-
|-
| 718 || The Sims & Wilson Manor, the boys' haunted ancestral castle.
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| [https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Z_Sword Z-Sword]
| Dragon Ball Z
| II
| [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]]
|}
|}


==Future Locations==
==Disqualifications==
In the future it will be revealed that Steve Austin will have three houses at 948 Gimmick Street.
* Wolverine's Adamantium Claws

Revision as of 16:01, 14 April 2025

Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview segment in which Chris and Matt rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:

  • Two matched swords are one sword
  • Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
  • A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
  • Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
  • Don't bother sending in alternates

Submissions should be sent to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the Patreon.

Rated Swords

Episode       Name Origin Rating Submitter
717 Bat'leth Star Trek III Chris
719 Crissaegrim Castlevania X David LaRoss
717 Dragonslayer Berserk X Matt
717 God Killer DC Comics II Matt
719 Moonlight Greatsword Bloodborne IX Ryan Bielik
719 Six Fingered Sword The Princess Bride VIII Brad Lathspell
717 Master Sword (Twilight Princess) The Legend of Zelda X Chris
717 Z-Sword Dragon Ball Z II Matt

Disqualifications

  • Wolverine's Adamantium Claws
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