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Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview [[Segments|segment]] in which [[Chris Sims|Chris]] and [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]] rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:


Addresses between 123 and 315 are unknown, addresses from 317 to 569 are Internet Cafes.
* Two matched swords are one sword
* Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
* A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
* Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
* Don't bother sending in alternates


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Submissions should be sent to [mailto:warrocketpodcast@gmail.com?subject=I%20to%20X%20of%20Swords%20Submission warrocketpodcast@gmail.com], one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the [https://www.patreon.com/WarRocketAjax Patreon].
! Address !! Location
 
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
==Rated Swords==
| 1-68 || [unspecified]
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="vertical-align: top;" border="1"
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 69 || [[Chris Sims|Chris's]] childhood home
! scope="col" | Episode      
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
! scope="col" | Name
| 70-122 || [unspecified]
! scope="col" | Origin
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
! scope="col" | Rating
| 123 || Shawn Waltman’s House
! scope="col" | Submitter
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 124-315 || [unspecified]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Valmanway#Castlevania:_Symphony_of_the_Night All-Black the Necrosword]
| 316 || Hell Yeah Construction Company
| Marvel Comics
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| IV
| 317-419 || Internet Cafe
| Isobel
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 420 || [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt's]] childhood home that is now an Internet Cafe
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://conan.fandom.com/wiki/Atlantean_Sword Atlantean Longsword]
| 412-569 || Internet Cafe
| Conan the Barbarian
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| VII
| 570 || Furnace Repair Shop
| David Wynne
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 571 || Internet Cafe
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bat%27leth Bat'leth]
| 572 || Internet Cafe
| Star Trek
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| III
| 573 || HVAC Place
| [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 574 || Internet Cafe that moves through space and time
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Valmanway#Castlevania:_Symphony_of_the_Night Crissaegrim]
| 575 || Internet Cafe
| Castlevania
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| X
| 576 || Internet Cafe
| David LaRoss
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 577 || Internet Cafe
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Slayer Dragonslayer]
| 578 || Internet Cafe
| Berserk
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| X
| 579 || Internet Cafe
| [[Matt D. Wilson|Matt]]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 580 || Internet Cafe
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/God_Killer_(sword) God Killer]
| 581 || Internet Cafe
| DC Comics
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| II
| 582 || Internet Cafe
| Matt
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 583 || Internet Cafe
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://chrono.fandom.com/wiki/Masamune_(weapon) Masamune]
| 584 || Internet Cafe
| Chrono Trigger
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| IX
| 585 || Internet Cafe
| Patrick Geartner
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 586 || Internet Cafe
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Master_Sword Master Sword] (Twilight Princess)
| 587 || Internet Cafe
| The Legend of Zelda
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| X
| 588 || Public Library
| Chris
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 589 || Tire Place
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://bloodborne.fandom.com/wiki/Holy_Moonlight_Sword Moonlight Greatsword]
| 590 || Dairy Queen
| Bloodborne
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| IX
| 591 || Walk-in Clinic
| Ryan Bielik
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 592 || Spirit Halloween
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Narsil Narsil]
| 593 || Gimmick Street Park
| Lord of the Rings
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| VI
| 594 || Roller Bladery
| Dan Black
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 595 || Gimmick Street Park
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://www.royalcourt.no/artikkel.html?tid=29283&sek=27318 Norwegian Sword of State]
| 596 || Post Office
| Norway
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| VII
| 597 || Krispy Kreme
| Sam
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 598 || A Different Walk-In Clinic with COVID Testing
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://bloodborne.fandom.com/wiki/Reiterpallasch Reiterpallasch]
| 599 || McDonald’s
| Bloodborne
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| V
| 600 || [unspecified]
| Matthew Schultz
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 601 || The Gimmick Street Bridge (Where Phil Collins saw that guy who saw that guy drown)
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://princessbride.fandom.com/wiki/Tyrone_Rugen#Biography Six Fingered Sword]
| 602 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
| The Princess Bride
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| VIII
| 603 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
| Brad Lathspell
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 604 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Soulsword Soulsword]
| 605 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
| X-Men
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| VIII
| 606 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
| Margot
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 607 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
| [https://zencastr.com/z/iQYg1U17 721]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Twilight_Sword_(Surtur) Twilght]
| 608 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
| Thor
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| VIII
| 609 || The Gimmick Street Bridge
| Scott Hazelwood
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|-
| 610 || Internet Cafe
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| [https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Z_Sword Z-Sword]
| 611 || Internet Cafe Annex
| Dragon Ball Z
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| II
| 612 || A Haunted House
| Matt
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 613 || The Creepy Dracula Castle that Chris inherited.
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 614 || Convenience Store
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 615 || Hedge Maze
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 616 || 616 Gimmick Comic Book Shop
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 617 || [unspecified]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 618 || [unspecified]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 619 || Ray Mysterio’s House
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 620 || The Fireworks Stand
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 621 || Kevin Nash’s House
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 622 || Kevin Nash’s Magic Mike Diesel Truck Stop
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 623 || Scott Hall’s Estate
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 624 || Ramon’s Razers
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 625 || Shawn Michael’s House
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 626 || Carmax and a historical marker for Matt’s two Mazda 626s
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 627 || Justin Credible’s House
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 628 || Arby’s
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 629 || Dominik Mysterio’s House
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 630 || Toy Store
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 631 || Adult Toy Store
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 632 || Castle Frankenstein
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 633 || Your local polling place
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 634 || Your local election commission
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 635 || A mailbox? Maybe a post office?
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 636 || An undefined void that might be a portal to Patreon or The Lost Woods
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 637 || The Great Deku Tree
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 638 || The place where a mailbox used to be
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 639 || The birthday cake bakery
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 640 || Chuck E. Cheese - converted  to the Gimmick Street AMC Regal Cinemark Multiplex 123 (Now playing: The Flash)
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 641 || The end of the road... for Greunies. (Unofficial)
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 642 || One-Hour Photo to get cherished memories that you can keep for a lifetime
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 643 || Pie Shop from Pushing Daisies
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 644 || Ajax Local 1, the War Rocket Ajax Employees Union
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 645 || T-shirt Printing Place
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 646 || The dispensary
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 647 || Water
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 648 || Water
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 649 || The Island where Master Roshi lives
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 650 || A costume shop
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 651 || It’s gotta be Kane/Cain/Caine/Kayne/Cane
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 652 || Bojangles
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 653 || The Apple Store
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 654 || Panera Bread
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 655 || Spirit Halloween
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 656 || Candy Shop (by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson off the critically acclaimed 2005 sophomore album The Massacre)  
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 657 || Spooky Haunted Mansion (in the Haunted Mansion district)
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 658 || GhostBusters™ Headquarters
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 659 || A Disney Store
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 660 || A butcher shop with a turkey as big as [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 661 || A year-round petting zoo with reindeer, but for adults only, but not in a sexual way?
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 662 || The Blockbuster where you can rent Blue Streak, and other movies that Chris and Matt rented as kids.
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 663 || Mount Premise
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 664 || Flash Gordon Memorial Auditorium
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 665 || The ticket booth for the Devil's Tramping Ground
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 666 || The Devil's Tramping Ground
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 667 || Gimmick Street Full Gospel Assembly Independent Non-Denominational Mega-church
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 668 || The Money-changers
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 669 || The Mattress Store that used to be a Hardee's (but really, truly, canonically: the porn store, as god intended)
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 670 || The Public Showers
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 671 || The New Hardee's
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 672 || The Greensboro Coliseum
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 673 || Stamey's Barbecue
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 674 || The Dallas Sportatorium
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 675 || A Headshop
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 676 || A Doctor's Office
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 677 || The Only Ranchos Pet Store that only sells Tarantulas
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 678 || The Canadian Consulate
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 679 || The Nearly-forgotten Gimmick Street Nuclear Power Plant
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 680 || The Day Care for Gimmick Stree Nuclear Power Plant Employees that used to be a "This is not a place of honor" that has an exact replica of the fucked-up playground from Final Fantasy VII/T2: Judgment Day
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 681 || The Vitamin Store
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 682 || The GNC where you get the supplements to bulk up after the irradiated tarantula bites you
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 683 || The hospital where Matt was born
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 684 || The "Hospital" where Matt will die: Alston Bridges BBQ
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 685 || The High School that Matt attended
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 686 || Dix Sporting Goods
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 687 || A mailbox that takes checks or money orders outside the post office where you can get money orders
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 688 || The T-shirt printer
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 689 || A charitable t-shirt store
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 690 || The Batcave
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 691 || Trampoline Laser Tag
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 692 || Showbiz Pizza
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 693 || Putt Putt Course (where Matt went to Second Grade?)
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 694 || Odin Borson Memorial Ballpark, home of the minor league Gimmick Street Goodhats
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 695 || The parking structure for the ballpark
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 696 || Good Tap Sports Bar
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 697 || Matt Fraction Memorial Field, Home of Women's Proffessional Soccer Team, the Gimmick Street Machines
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 698 || Beyond Corporation Arena, Home of the Gimmick Street Curt Connors Lizards (they ate a boy), a 2x2 Basketball Team
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 699 || Gimmick Street Sporting Apparel
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 700 Lost || Partee Citi - Bank that sells balloons and clown makeup
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 701 || Local Organizers
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 702 || Your favorite charity: a local shelter for food and assistance
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 703 || Pozhar (The Russian Firestorm) Anarchist Bookstore
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 704 || Year-round Christmas tree lot
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
| 705 || Reindeer stables where they serve mulled Cheerwine
|}
|}
==Disqualifications==
Posted merely to prevent people from submitting the same items and as examples of what isn't a sword for the purposes of the list.
* Wolverine's Adamantium Claws

Revision as of 09:48, 29 April 2025

Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview segment in which Chris and Matt rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:

  • Two matched swords are one sword
  • Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
  • A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
  • Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
  • Don't bother sending in alternates

Submissions should be sent to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the Patreon.

Rated Swords

Episode       Name Origin Rating Submitter
719 All-Black the Necrosword Marvel Comics IV Isobel
721 Atlantean Longsword Conan the Barbarian VII David Wynne
717 Bat'leth Star Trek III Chris
719 Crissaegrim Castlevania X David LaRoss
717 Dragonslayer Berserk X Matt
717 God Killer DC Comics II Matt
721 Masamune Chrono Trigger IX Patrick Geartner
717 Master Sword (Twilight Princess) The Legend of Zelda X Chris
719 Moonlight Greatsword Bloodborne IX Ryan Bielik
719 Narsil Lord of the Rings VI Dan Black
721 Norwegian Sword of State Norway VII Sam
721 Reiterpallasch Bloodborne V Matthew Schultz
719 Six Fingered Sword The Princess Bride VIII Brad Lathspell
721 Soulsword X-Men VIII Margot
721 Twilght Thor VIII Scott Hazelwood
717 Z-Sword Dragon Ball Z II Matt

Disqualifications

Posted merely to prevent people from submitting the same items and as examples of what isn't a sword for the purposes of the list.

  • Wolverine's Adamantium Claws
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