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Much like the [[Every Story Ever|Every Story Ever list]], the ratings are carved in stone and cannot be changed ([[Every Story Ever#maximumcarnage|ahem]]). However, if the hosts are too unfamiliar with the sword you submit to understand its vibes, they may ask for more information and suspend ranking until you provide more information.  
Much like the [[Every Story Ever|Every Story Ever list]], the ratings are carved in stone and cannot be changed ([[Every Story Ever#maximumcarnage|ahem]]). However, if the hosts are too unfamiliar with the sword you submit to understand its vibes, they may ask for more information and suspend ranking until you provide more information.  


Submissions should be sent to [mailto:warrocketpodcast@gmail.com?subject=I%20to%20X%20of%20Swords%20Submission warrocketpodcast@gmail.com], one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the [https://www.patreon.com/WarRocketAjax Patreon] at the $15 level.
Submissions should be sent to [mailto:warrocketpodcast@gmail.com?subject=I%20to%20X%20of%20Swords%20Submission warrocketpodcast@gmail.com], one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission”. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the [https://www.patreon.com/WarRocketAjax Patreon] at the $15 level.


Do not confuse this segment with [[I to X of S-Words]].
Do not confuse this segment with [[I to X of S-Words]].
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| {{Sort Roman|III}}
| [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
| [[Chris Sims|Chris]]
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/bX2wMVRa 742]
| [https://braveandbold.fandom.com/wiki/Utility_Belt Batman's Utility Belt Laser Sword]
| Batman: The Brave and the Bold
| {{Sort Roman| IX}}
| Barry Kelly
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/4eWrIRu1 731]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4eWrIRu1 731]
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| {{Sort Roman|X}}
| David LaRoss
| David LaRoss
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|[https://zencastr.com/z/3NRJQmSe 748]
|[https://clash-of-the-titans.fandom.com/wiki/Sword_of_Zeus Divine Temper]
|Clash of the Titans
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|Jason Ladew
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/4KQPT6bd 717]
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| {{Sort Roman|IV}}
| Jesse Witham
| Jesse Witham
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|[https://zencastr.com/z/3NRJQmSe 748]
|[https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Fusion_Sword Fusion Sword]
|Final Fantasy: Advent Children
| {{Sort Roman|VI}}
|Owen
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/bX2wMVRa 742]
| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Slaying_Holofernes_(Artemisia_Gentileschi,_Naples) Judith's Sword]
| Judith Beheading Holofernes, Artemisia Gentileschi
| {{Sort Roman| IX}}
| Steve Lee
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/O0WhR1Ul 740]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/O0WhR1Ul 740]
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| Dees Naughts
| Dees Naughts
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|[https://zencastr.com/z/3NRJQmSe 748]
|[https://highlander.fandom.com/wiki/The_Kurgan#Weapon The Kurgan Sword]
|Highlander
|{{Sort Roman|VI}}
|Sean Bell
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/ycM8u3Hi 725]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/ycM8u3Hi 725]
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| Chris
| Chris
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/bX2wMVRa 742]
| [https://powerrangers.fandom.com/wiki/Thunder_Megazord_(Mighty_Morphin) Mega Thunder Saber]
| Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
| {{Sort Roman| VII}}
| Chris Cole
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
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| Ryan Bielik
| Ryan Bielik
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|[https://zencastr.com/z/3NRJQmSe 748]
|[[Matt D. Wilson|Myron]]
|Mork Borg
|{{Sort Roman|IV}}
|Robert Headley
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/1gwE1Zyw 719]
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| Sam Rutzick
| Sam Rutzick
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|[https://zencastr.com/z/3NRJQmSe 748]
|[https://dimension20.fandom.com/wiki/Payment_Day Payment Day]
|Dimension 20: A Crown of Candy
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|Dees Naughts
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/O0WhR1Ul 740]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/O0WhR1Ul 740]
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| Ryan Bielick
| Ryan Bielick
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/bX2wMVRa 742]
| [https://hollowknight.wiki.fextralife.com/Pure+Nail Pure Nail]
| Hollow Knight
| {{Sort Roman| VIII}}
| Josh
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/XWJqzUQo 734]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/XWJqzUQo 734]
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| Neil Hershberger
| Neil Hershberger
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|[https://zencastr.com/z/3NRJQmSe 748]
|[[wikipedia:Foil_(fencing)|Stephen's Practice Sword]]
|Stephen Wilcox
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|Stephen Wilcox
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/ycM8u3Hi 725]
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| Thomas Foss
| Thomas Foss
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/bX2wMVRa 742]
| [https://sailormoon.fandom.com/wiki/Sword_of_Sealing Sword of Sealing]
| Sailor Moon
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| Rocket Wetzel
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/O0WhR1Ul 740]
| [https://zencastr.com/z/O0WhR1Ul 740]
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| Rocket Wetzel
| Rocket Wetzel
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|[https://zencastr.com/z/3NRJQmSe 748]
|[https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Sylph_Sword Sylph Sword]
|Berserk
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|David Austin
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/bX2wMVRa 742]
| [https://eberron.fandom.com/wiki/Double_scimitar Valenar Double Scimitar]
| Eberron
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| Patrick O’Duffy
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| [https://zencastr.com/z/3Xppz99C 737]
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* [https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7061198-vapor-blade?store_id=134775 Vapor Blade]
* [https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7061198-vapor-blade?store_id=134775 Vapor Blade]
* Kevin Matchstick’s '''baseball bat''' that is the reincarnation of Excalibur
* Kevin Matchstick’s '''baseball bat''' that is the reincarnation of Excalibur
[[Category:Segments]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Latest revision as of 10:41, 27 November 2025

Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview segment in which Chris and Matt rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:

  • Two matched swords are one sword
  • Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
  • A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
  • Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
  • Send a backup if you think that Matt and Chris might not know your sword, but if your primary submission isn't a sword, your backup won't be used

Much like the Every Story Ever list, the ratings are carved in stone and cannot be changed (ahem). However, if the hosts are too unfamiliar with the sword you submit to understand its vibes, they may ask for more information and suspend ranking until you provide more information.

Submissions should be sent to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission”. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the Patreon at the $15 level.

Do not confuse this segment with I to X of S-Words.

Rated Swords

When updating the wiki, please consult Chris's Swordsheet.

Episode       Name Origin Rating Submitter
719 All-Black the Necrosword Marvel Comics IV Isobel
721 Atlantean Longsword Conan the Barbarian VII David Wynne
717 Bat'leth Star Trek III Chris
742 Batman's Utility Belt Laser Sword Batman: The Brave and the Bold IX Barry Kelly
731 Beacon The Adventure Zone: Amnesty VI Matthew Berneas
737 The Big Sword That Takes Three Dudes To Swing Fist of the North Star IV Ashley Buchanan
734 Blazing Sword (Vehicle Voltron / Dairugger XV) Dairugger XV IV Michael Costeva
731 Broken Straight Sword Dark Souls I Charles Arthur
728 Brotherhood Final Fantasy X IV Ian Sayer
737 Conan the Adventurer's Star Metal Sword Conan the Adventurer I Steve Lee
740 Connor Macleod's Katana Highlander VII Brad Ellison
719 Crissaegrim Castlevania X David LaRoss
748 Divine Temper Clash of the Titans VII Jason Ladew
717 Dragonslayer Berserk X Matt
734 Durandal Legend IX Patrick O’Duffy
740 Energy Sword Halo III Matthew Schultz
728 The Ebony Blade (more) Marvel Comics V Jason Ladew
728 The Emperor's Flaming Sword Warhammer 40,000 VIII Patrick
740 Excalibur La Morte d'Arthur IX Ian Zelstra
734 Exor Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars IV Jesse Witham
748 Fusion Sword Final Fantasy: Advent Children VI Owen
742 Judith's Sword Judith Beheading Holofernes, Artemisia Gentileschi IX Steve Lee
740 Kaizo Saber Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger IV Steve Lee
717 God Killer DC Comics II Matt
728 The Greenhilt Sword Order of the Stick V Devin McCullen
740 Kaizo Saber Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger IV Steve Lee
731 Kensuke Delicious in Dungeon VI Ted Anderson
737 Kirkhammer Sword Bloodborne VII Dees Naughts
748 The Kurgan Sword Highlander VI Sean Bell
725 La Fleur du Mal Marvel Comics VII Kate Bishop
721 Masamune Chrono Trigger IX Patrick Geartner
717 Master Sword (Twilight Princess) The Legend of Zelda X Chris
742 Mega Thunder Saber Mighty Morphin Power Rangers VII Chris Cole
719 Moonlight Greatsword Bloodborne IX Ryan Bielik
748 Myron Mork Borg IV Robert Headley
719 Narsil Lord of the Rings VI Dan Black
721 Norwegian Sword of State Norway VII Sam Rutzick
748 Payment Day Dimension 20: A Crown of Candy IX Dees Naughts
740 Power Sword Mighty Morphin Power Rangers VI Ryan Bielick
742 Pure Nail Hollow Knight VIII Josh
734 Rakshasa Bayonetta 2 VI Dan Sylvester
721 Reiterpallasch Bloodborne V Matthew Schultz
731 Shatterstar's Swords X-Force VI Michael Tapper
725 The Singing Sword Who Framed Roger Rabbit III David from Norway
719 Six Fingered Sword The Princess Bride VIII Brad Lathspell
731 Sokka's Sword Avatar: The Last Airbender IX J. Gonzo
721 Soulsword X-Men VIII Margot
734 Soultaker Batman and the Outsiders VIII Jolene
725 Spawn's Sword Spawn VI CJ Kral
728 Squall's Gunblade Final Fantasy VIII VII Neil Hershberger
748 Stephen's Practice Sword Stephen Wilcox II Stephen Wilcox
725 Stormbringer Elric of Melniboné IX Tim Barnett
737 Sword of Actuation Berserk X Greg Woods
731 The Sword of Omens Thundercats IX Kevin walker
731 The Sword of Protection She-Ra: Princess of Power IV Thomas Foss
742 Sword of Sealing Sailor Moon II Rocket Wetzel
740 The Sword That Was Death Glorantha VIII Kevin J. Maroney
740 Sword of the Daywalker Blade VI Rocket Wetzel
748 Sylph Sword Berserk VIII David Austin
742 Valenar Double Scimitar Eberron IV Patrick O’Duffy
737 Sword of the Winter Constellations Star Trek: Lower Decks VI Isobel
740 Three-Bladed Sword The Sword and the Sorcerer V Jason Ladew
721 Twilght Thor VIII Scott Hazelwood
734 Victory Sword Victory Sword VI Jeffrey Wickstrom
717 Z-Sword Dragon Ball Z II Matt

Disqualifications

Posted merely to prevent people from submitting the same items and as examples of what isn't a sword for the purposes of the list.

  • Wolverine's Adamantium Claws
  • Green Ranger's Dragon Dagger
  • Vapor Blade
  • Kevin Matchstick’s baseball bat that is the reincarnation of Excalibur
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