I to X of Swords

Launched in March of 2025, I to X of swords is an after-interview segment in which Chris and Matt rate listener submissions of swords on scale from I to X. Some ground rules have been provided:

• Two matched swords are one sword
• Swords will be ranked on vibes, aesthetics and practicality, not stats
• A lightsaber is a lightsaber, but Darth Maul and Kylo Ren's lightsabers are distinct
• Top choppers and bottom choppers are encouraged
• Send a backup if you think that Matt and Chris might not know your sword, but if your primary submission isn't a sword, your backup won't be used

Much like the Every Story Ever list, the ratings are carved in stone and cannot be changed (ahem). However, if the hosts are too unfamiliar with the sword you submit to understand its vibes, they may ask for more information and suspend ranking until you provide more information.

Submissions should be sent to warrocketpodcast@gmail.com, one sword (see above) at a time with a subject line of "I to X of Swords Submission. Do not reply to your email, as it will get your submission ranked at the date of your reply. Line-steppers will have priority, so include the line-stepper password, if applicable, in your message. In not applicable, consider joining the Patreon at the $15 level.

Do not confuse this segment with I to X of S-Words.

Rated Swords

When updating the wiki, please consult Chris's Swordsheet.

Episode	Name	Origin	Rating	Submitter
719	All-Black the Necrosword	Marvel Comics	IV	Isobel
721	Atlantean Longsword	Conan the Barbarian	VII	David Wynne
717	Bat'leth	Star Trek	III	Chris
731	Beacon	The Adventure Zone: Amnesty	VI	Matthew Berneas
737	The Big Sword That Takes Three Dudes To Swing	Fist of the North Star	IV	Ashley Buchanan
734	Blazing Sword (Vehicle Voltron / Dairugger XV)	Dairugger XV	IV	Michael Costeva
731	Broken Straight Sword	Dark Souls	I	Charles Arthur
728	Brotherhood	Final Fantasy X	IV	Ian Sayer
737	Conan the Adventurer's Star Metal Sword	Conan the Adventurer	I	Steve Lee
719	Crissaegrim	Castlevania	X	David LaRoss
717	Dragonslayer	Berserk	X	Matt
734	Durandal	Legend	IX	Patrick O’Duffy
728	The Ebony Blade (more)	Marvel Comics	V	Jason Ladew
728	The Emperor's Flaming Sword	Warhammer 40,000	VIII	Patrick
734	Exor	Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars	IV	Jesse Witham
717	God Killer	DC Comics	II	Matt
728	The Greenhilt Sword	Order of the Stick	V	Devin McCullen
731	Kensuke	Delicious in Dungeon	VI	Ted Anderson
737	Kirkhammer Sword	Bloodborne	VII	Dees Naughts
725	La Fleur du Mal	Marvel Comics	VII	Kate Bishop
721	Masamune	Chrono Trigger	IX	Patrick Geartner
717	Master Sword (Twilight Princess)	The Legend of Zelda	X	Chris
719	Moonlight Greatsword	Bloodborne	IX	Ryan Bielik
719	Narsil	Lord of the Rings	VI	Dan Black
721	Norwegian Sword of State	Norway	VII	Sam Rutzick
734	Rakshasa	Bayonetta 2	VI	Dan Sylvester
721	Reiterpallasch	Bloodborne	V	Matthew Schultz
731	Shatterstar's Swords	X-Force	VI	Michael Tapper
725	The Singing Sword	Who Framed Roger Rabbit	III	David from Norway
719	Six Fingered Sword	The Princess Bride	VIII	Brad Lathspell
731	Sokka's Sword	Avatar: The Last Airbender	IX	J. Gonzo
721	Soulsword	X-Men	VIII	Margot
734	Soultaker	Batman and the Outsiders	VIII	Jolene
725	Spawn's Sword	Spawn	VI	CJ Kral
728	Squall's Gunblade	Final Fantasy VIII	VII	Neil Hershberger
725	Stormbringer	Elric of Melniboné	IX	Tim Barnett
737	Sword of Actuation	Berserk	X	Greg Woods
731	The Sword of Omens	Thundercats	IX	Kevin walker
731	The Sword of Protection	She-Ra: Princess of Power	IV	Thomas Foss
737	Sword of the Winter Constellations	Star Trek: Lower Decks	VI	Isobel
721	Twilght	Thor	VIII	Scott Hazelwood
734	Victory Sword	Victory Sword	VI	Jeffrey Wickstrom
717	Z-Sword	Dragon Ball Z	II	Matt

Disqualifications

Posted merely to prevent people from submitting the same items and as examples of what isn't a sword for the purposes of the list.

• Wolverine's Adamantium Claws
• Green Ranger's Dragon Dagger
• Vapor Blade